heads and tails

if anybody else makes another testes joke i will literally crack this world in half.

[beatbet-blog]

i can’t believe my boyfriend’s fucking dead.

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fatalroach replied to your post:(pounds fists) but where are kyle and stan.

wheres my furry pal and my short angry red fuck

where is my bff (best fury friend) and my bff (best furry friend).

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(pounds fists) but where are kyle and stan.

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abaloneism replied to your post:i made a post about height specifically for this...

its a conspiracy

why does the universe choose to work against me!

[koloheboy]

im 6′2 and reasonably jacked n my girlfriend kicks my ass if thats not hot idk what is 

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i made a post about height specifically for this situation. 

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don’t nut butters.

[koloheboy]

it was a joke

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cantbelieveitsnotbutters replied to your post:don’t nut butters.

donut butters

if only you sold donuts...

[tastefullyoffensive]

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don’t nut butters.

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cantbelieveitsnotbutters replied to your post “does your s/o ever do something really disgusting adn you’re just...”

benefits of being single as a pringle

run, butters. run and never be caught.

[beatbet-blog]

does your s/o ever do something really disgusting adn you’re just like, i kiss that, i willingly touch that, i’m really romantically interested in that, i

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@people who are 6 ft+

get fucked.

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to clarify: i don’t mean have sex. get fucked. 

[headacheking-blog]

me and wendy: i hate kenny.

also me and wendy: *both romanticly involved with kennys.*

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[straightboyfriend]

whats ur most romantic pick up line

im filled with dirt & rotting

[ethicalsnoopy]

me trying to be romantic