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Matt | 29 | he/him | hän/hänen/häntä/hänessä/hänestä/häneen/hänellä/häneltä/hänelle/häneksi tai se/sen/sitä/siinä/siitä/siihen/sillä/siltä/sille/siksi | I will reblog 18+ things

[slashermary]

told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[lamignonette]

[nosferatumaam-deactivated202310]

American Pronoun (2000) dir. Mary Harron

[telltaletypist]

he didn't say that

[chirasul]

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

[shitidiotloserheritageposts]

heritage post

[chirasul]

come on man

[livias]

[alex-0-0-0-0-0-0]

favorite word?

“and”

i’m a rambler, my sentences are vast and unwieldy because of “and”

[memento-meliora]

forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head

[wateredwizard]

Why does your post have lingerie on

[memento-meliora]

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

[filmphotofranz]

[chlopainter]

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

[joyflameball]

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[frawgs]

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

[theblackparadeisdead]

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Denier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Replier

[beemovieerotica]

[villainessbian]

did my cat associate the button with bad feelings? no, he must have developed human language and experienced rapid semantic drift

[dogpuppy]

[depsidase]

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]