tap water enjoyer

Matt | 29 | he/him | hän/hänen/häntä/hänessä/hänestä/häneen/hänellä/häneltä/hänelle/häneksi tai se/sen/sitä/siinä/siitä/siihen/sillä/siltä/sille/siksi | I will reblog 18+ things

[lamignonette]

[themirokai]

Contemplating crimes….

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[cognitohazardous]

no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user

[popbubblepngs]

baby lego hotdog

[oceantoyz]

:|

[contemptible-scoundrel]

during the latter days of the panel-1 period, with key side characters under thrall, the sexpervert queen of macedonia turned to the spartangirl, warning her "If I defeat you, I shall touch you sexually." the spartangirl's laconic reply was one word: "If."

[librarycards]

gentle

[mlarayoukai]

[dotwav]

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Woknes is stored in the hair

[girl-detector]

??????????

[gorps]

[murgoten]

[murgoten]

more sun 🌞🌻☀️

and the moon I guess...

[anxeious]

[squirrelstothenuts]

[turnipfritters]

My scorching hot take on Christopher Nolan Presents Homer's The Odyssey is Tom Holland having his mind blown while filming this, then going back to Marvel to and being all "Why did no one tell me that you can, like, have a finished script before you start filming and a cinematographer who has all the shots planned before filming instead of figuring it out in post, has anyone else heard about this?" is pretty funny

[turnipfritters]

Visionary Director Christopher Nolan's controversial directing style of "telling actors what's happening in a scene when they're filming"

[c4zer]

oh ok

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all time tumblr moment for me was when Overwatch was relevant and i made a post like “idc about team balance i opened the Junkrat game to play Junkrat” and someone was very seriously like “it’s people like you who got Trump elected”.

[stardustloki]

I love you Eva "I am getting a good grade in social interaction" Stratt!

Eva: The consensus here is that it would be preferable if you did not die.

Grace (sarcastically): Thanks guys :/

Eva (proud of herself, taking him completely literally): :)