tap water enjoyer

Matt | 29 | he/him | hän/hänen/häntä/hänessä/hänestä/häneen/hänellä/häneltä/hänelle/häneksi tai se/sen/sitä/siinä/siitä/siihen/sillä/siltä/sille/siksi | I will reblog 18+ things

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[frawgs]

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

[theblackparadeisdead]

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Denier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Replier

[beemovieerotica]

[villainessbian]

did my cat associate the button with bad feelings? no, he must have developed human language and experienced rapid semantic drift

[dogpuppy]

[depsidase]

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

[trainerdot]

if super mario sunshine was an episodic release

[trainerdot]

[lamignonette]

[themirokai]

Contemplating crimes….

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[cognitohazardous]

no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user

[popbubblepngs]

baby lego hotdog

[oceantoyz]

:|

[contemptible-scoundrel]

during the latter days of the panel-1 period, with key side characters under thrall, the sexpervert queen of macedonia turned to the spartangirl, warning her "If I defeat you, I shall touch you sexually." the spartangirl's laconic reply was one word: "If."

[librarycards]

gentle

[mlarayoukai]

[dotwav]

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Woknes is stored in the hair

[girl-detector]

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