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Matt | 29 | he/him | hän/hänen/häntä/hänessä/hänestä/häneen/hänellä/häneltä/hänelle/häneksi tai se/sen/sitä/siinä/siitä/siihen/sillä/siltä/sille/siksi | I will reblog 18+ things

[synth3ticanimal]

[bioniclechicken]

My stupid contribution to Petra Parker

[crazysodomite]

[erratic-meowmeow]

[riverlinden]

"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

[quendergeer]

"I'm not posting S and you can't make me!"

[lola-legendary]

K

[hardyparti-deactivated20250411]

U

[osvaldvvanstein]

N

[tiredmisophonicwerewolf]

G

[ecto-stone]

P

[a-selkie-abroad]

O

[kotdish]

W

[aviandaleks]

P

[dragonwysper]

E

[ultimatenutshackfangirl]

N

[ohhmichelettoohh]

I

[beetle-goth]

[throwupgirl-deactivated20240906]

[googieghoul]

getting emotional over this meme

[flowerbleedme]

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

[flowerbleedme]

[bruzum]

[kragehund-est]

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

[kragehund-est]

one time i accidentally left a flock of galapagos finches overnight in the music store i worked in. by the time i punched into work the next day, they had evolved to fill the niches of each instrument. now they're a world-renowned band. maybe you've heard of... fleetwood mac?

[krakenmctetis-deactivated201807]

Se atormenta una vecina.

[sabanasblancasuniverse-deactiva]

EL DRAMA ES INMINENTE.

[assfuckmcgriddle]

[louisegluckpdf]

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

[albertnatural]

[albertnatural]

if someone said this on one of my post i dont know what id do

[goatsandgangsters]

an interesting linguistics find! so I'm reading this text from 1908 and it keeps referencing "hp" in the context of "not being at full hp" "applying your full hp to a task" etc

and I'm like....... okay that is a perfectly normal way to describe energy and reads totally clear to me, but I KNOW you don't mean hit points/health points which is the first place my brain goes, so what are YOU using hp to mean

and it's not explained in-text, which means it was common enough to not warrant explanation to the 1908 audience, so gotta look elsewhere

horsepower. turns out it's horsepower.

and I'm absolutely FASCINATED that a commonly used initialism from 1908 now stands for something different AND YET the contextual meaning is still the same to a 21st-century reader

I could hand this guy my nintendo switch and he'd be like, ah yes I understand, this ''''pokemon'''' loses horsepower throughout the fight

language is amazing

[machine-unlearning]

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

[machine-unlearning]

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

Liliana the Faultless versus Liliana the Repentant Borderless Version Diptych by Aleksi Briclot

[captain-price-returns]

I love how insane everyone is now.

[captain-price-returns]

Check out this 2001 promotional art for Halo! He's pointing at the lighting that makes the kids gay!