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Matt | 29 | he/him | hän/hänen/häntä/hänessä/hänestä/häneen/hänellä/häneltä/hänelle/häneksi tai se/sen/sitä/siinä/siitä/siihen/sillä/siltä/sille/siksi | I will reblog 18+ things

[zvaigzdelasas]

Another amerikanets banger

[djbodyhorror]

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle

[narcissistcookbook]

i am hopelessly in love with this

[doctorhermaneinstein]

this is so fucking funny i cant even be mad

[troywagner]

How did you find out you were bi

They sent me a notice in the mail

[cosmonautroger]

Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)

[princefuckyouknickers]

[megan3kk0]

[angelofdykeness]

none of these edits are as good as the original. we are losing our culture

[bananasheriff]

No, I don't think I will

[slashermary]

told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[lamignonette]

[nosferatumaam-deactivated202310]

American Pronoun (2000) dir. Mary Harron

[telltaletypist]

he didn't say that

[chirasul]

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

[shitidiotloserheritageposts]

heritage post

[chirasul]

come on man

[livias]

[alex-0-0-0-0-0-0]

favorite word?

“and”

i’m a rambler, my sentences are vast and unwieldy because of “and”

[memento-meliora]

forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head

[wateredwizard]

Why does your post have lingerie on

[memento-meliora]

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

[filmphotofranz]

[chlopainter]

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

[joyflameball]