⋆˚beatle boys ⋆˚

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Paul: *chokes on something*

George: Jeez, Paul, don't die on us.

Paul: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!

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Paul: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!

John: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.

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John: I intend to stay pissed at you forever.

John: Even if I seem helpful.

George: Then you're in luck.

George: Because you don't.

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George, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time?

John: The car takes a screenshot.

Ringo: Please pull over. I’m driving now.

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Ringo: You're pathetic!

Paul: You're pathetic-er!

John: You're both losers.

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John: You’re jealous.

George: Jealous?

John: That’s why you were being so negative about this.

George: That’s absurd. I’m always negative.

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George: Why can't any of you ever clean up after yourselves?

John: I have a person who does that for me.

George: Yeah, ME.

John: I'm glad you agree.

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Paul: So I got this amazing idea for a song!

George: We fail almost every time you say that.

Paul: Well this is the same! But with a hammer involved.

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Stuart: I don’t need any more friends. I already have two.

John: Don’t you mean three?

Stuart: *looks directly at Paul*

Stuart: No, I’m pretty sure I meant to say two.

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Paul: She's the girl of my dreams!

George: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams.

Paul: I have a lot of dreams.

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George: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.

John: Hey, George.

George: GODDAMNIT!

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George: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

John: Okay.

George: And make out during the scary parts.

John: Th-

John: The scary parts.

John: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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George: You’re such a dumbass (affectionate).

Ringo: Aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary).

John: How are you talking like that in real life?

Ringo: Witchcraft (derogatory).

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John: I didn't drink that much last night.

Ringo: You were flirting with Paul.

John: So what?y He’s my partner.

Ringo: You asked if he was single.

Ringo: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.

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Paul: You look good in that hoodie.

George: You know where else I'd look good?

Paul, zero hesitation: My bed.

George, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

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John: So how’s the food Paul made?

Ringo: It's great! Compliments to him.

John: *goes to the kitchen*

John: You're adorable.

Paul: *blushes*

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George: Hey, John? Can I get some dating advice?

John: Just because I'm with Paul doesn't mean I know how I did it.