summer of '69

cast out softcore demons when i come back home

[reys-humble-habod]

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[beatrind]

you guys make such edgy ass vague posts about fighting and the struggle or whatever and i relate completely but only in the context of like

trying to get my usb into the port you put it in the wrong way and turn it over and its still wrong somehow even though theres only two ways a usb can go so you turn it over again to see if it was actually right the first time and it doesnt fit so you wiggle it and try to get it straightened out but actually its upside down for real and you just drop the shit on the ground yk

thats when i feel those edgysuggestions posts about being at my wits end tired of being nice ready to go ape shitttttt or we

[deadlymachinations]

By the way.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you are such a blessing and i adore you

[beatrind]

[cinnabarf-archive]

dont fuckin front everyone here is at least a little into piss whether or not its in the kinky way

[beatrind]

just say youre into piss and leave my man this is not the particular kind of gutter you can just go popping an arm out of and trying to drag people under by the ankles we dont all float down the golden river and you oughta make peace with that while youre still ahead

[beatrind]

i dont have a fucking piss kink what the fuck

[egberts]

wish life was as simple as stardew valley where i grow some vegetables and then some dancing apples build me a green house

[satansonmyside]

I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you

[softkatie]

my secret agenda is actually just to sit in your room and show you my favorite songs while you explain different things you have on your wall or your desk to me

[beatrind]

i love that i can track the progression of john getting more and more overtly gay on main just by my activity page being nothing but mentions in posts ranging from thinking about me when he sees a rat meme or something a while ago to tagging me in original posts gushing about me broken up only by little bursts of followers that im assuming wanted to scope the winning piece of man meat said mushy posts were about

[beatrind]

@3x3cut13 nah shes just blue like that

admittedly shes a little more silvery in real life not quite blue blue but definitely blueish

[hollowtones]

Bro What if I come to your house & I pressed 1 of the piano keys for sooooo long? :)

[beatrind]

im glad berkleys an instant celebrity she is gorgeous but seeing as shes already spoiled rotten i have some concerns about all this web clout going to her head

right now she only eats rat donuts but you give her the idea shes somebody and by this time next week shes only eating human donuts with real sprinkles by the bakers dozen and by her birthday its all foie gras and caviar and i cant name a single place that serves either for a solid fifty miles of litwalton

[beatrind]

shes only being nice to me because i gave her a tortilla chip

[beatrind]

dont let biased agenda pedaling media make you believe that packaged nacho cheese sauces are exclusively delicious and dont have a mild to moderate raw topsoil aftertaste if you overdo the nacho to cheese ratio and cant tortilla salt the dirt into withering away like a naughty slug but even more importantly dont let the man shame you for craving that socially acceptable consumption of spicy dirt