delightfully inapropos

Getting to the getting there point. Obsessed with Ben Whishaw and other feline creatures, fangirl, writer of nothing of import. Smut-peddler and a waster of time.

[samanthahirr]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies), Skyfall (2012) Rating: Explicit Word Count: 4,946 Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con Relationships: James Bond/Q, James Bond/Original Female Character(s) Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond), M | Gareth Mallory, Eve Moneypenny, Bill Tanner, Raoul Silva | Tiago Rodriguez Additional Tags: Skyfall AU, Past Rape/Non-con, Sexual Assault, Canon-Typical Violence, BAMF Q (James Bond), Secrets, Mission Fic, Revenge, Trust Issues, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Slow Burn, Touch-Starved, Seduction, Romance, Top James Bond, Bottom Q (James Bond), Hand Jobs, Anal Sex, Possessive Sex Summary: After two months in the clutches of human traffickers, James Bond is freed by an enigmatic savior claiming to be an MI6 agent. But when James returns to MI6, he finds an agency that’s still reeling from M’s death…and no trace of his mysterious rescuer.

James’s hunt for M’s killer leads him to dangerous secrets about the woman he trusted and an uneasy alliance with a hacker who has his own reasons to seek vengeance.

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I’m so excited to start posting this monster of a story that’s been living in my head all summer! I’ve got 23 chapters planned, posting weekly.

This fic is inspired by the 300-word AU drabble “Property”, written by @beaubete who has graciously given me permission to continue her story.

[beaubete]

Since I did this from the other side:

A confession: I’m currently writing (very sporadically) for the BTS RPF fandom on twitter under the username fou_detat. If you’re interested in pretty K-pop boys, feel free to follow me there--there’s no 00Q there, but there are fics.

[dawningcrow]

The Takoyaki cat The black panther oden

Limited prints available on www.dawningcrow.com

[witchleia]

it’s pride month so it felt appropriate to make screencaps out of the perfect scene in Galavant where an army of gays save the day 

[fatherofthebride]

new york city’s official government guidelines for how to fuck during a pandemic really are a bright spot in the darkness right now

[fatherofthebride]

some of my favorites include:

“please just masturbate or fuck your roommate”:

“make it a little kinky” (direct quote):

and “if you HAVE to host an orgy, open a window”:

you can read the whole thing here, it’s very hilarious and chill and also informative. mentions masks and then says “maybe that’s your thing”

[jung-koook]

cute jungoo @ festa 2020

[goodplan-ipromise]

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[cersei-the-truth-bombardier]

[Singing] T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far? Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more– Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?

[cashiers-czech-hunter]

I hope that this is the last remaining piece of media that aliens find after we destroy our planet.

[jung-koook]

namjoon and jungkook telling armys to stretch their bodies first before watching the bangbangcon ~(￣▽￣)~

bonus:

[itscolossal]

Watch as the Frozen Surface of Lake Superior Crashes Endlessly Into Mountains of Glasslike Shards [VIDEO]

[lacewings]

@a_ontheroad

[punkjabi]

Pastry Chef Attempts To Make Gourmet Protein Blocks from Snowpiercer | Gourmet Makes | Bon Appétit

[nagaino]

[nagaino]

[nagaino]

[chitaka45]

京都 平野神社(朝&夜) 魁桜 🌸桜2020🌸 kyoto hiranojinja (Morning & Night) 🌸cherry blossoms🌸

[cundtcake]

“nothing to see here.” - The Field Museum of Natural History

museums are giving us quality quarantine content

[ebonyheartnet]

He’s gotta go say hi to his grandma, but he’s still social distancing