phantasmal & resplendant

ace // 27 // enby so uncivilized i think at some point this was organized? all kinds of nerd shit

[wetheurban]

Praying you have a soft August. You've endured enough.

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[cluelessrebel1988]

I'd bet anything you'd like no one would be complaining about 'historical accuracy' for that version.

[bsideheart]

more characters with psychic powers who get migraines and seizures after they use them. i wanna see someone kill a bunch of ppl with their mind and then lay in a dark room vomiting for two days

[animate-mush]

Like Psyduck?

[its-timego]

Imagine the surreal insanity of being Irina Petrova and just hanging out having a hobby that you're very intense about and then you notice something weird and then all at once your name is one of the most uttered in history, by total accident. In the movie universe they describe her as a "radio telescope enthusiast" she does not even do this professionally. And suddenly everything is Petrova line, Petrova frequency, Petrova wavelength, Petrovascope, Petrova Task Force, Petrova problem. And you're like man. I have a day job.

[byjove]

at least now we know why he has yet to return when Britain is in peril

[kitkatmoose]

We need a flick where King Arthur wakes in modern Jamaica and is very confused.

[byjove]

I think that would be so much funny. He wakes up on a remote beach in Jamaica and he only speaks/understands Brythonic and Medieval Latin. Locals assume he was a tourist who fell from a cruise ship or received a head injury and floated away from a resort. The authorities cannot match his description to any missing persons reports and his fingerprints and DNA produce no hits on INTERPOL. They suspect he may be Welsh or French because the language he speaks resembles Welsh or Breton but France and the UK both state he is not a citizen of their country. Stateless and deeply confused, he is taken in by the community near the beach where he was found, being cared for by a number of local families and doing odd jobs. He slowly learns English and adjusts to the contemporary world, uncertain if his belief that he is the legendary King Arthur was formed by whatever traumatic event caused him to end up Jamaica or if he is actually King Arthur and Prydain is in eminent peril. Mysterious letters from Morgan begin to reaffirm his belief he is King Arthur. He must choose between staying in Jamaica and continuing the happy life he has made for himself or finding a way to get back to Britain without any documentation.

[a-daks]

ancient king white boy stuns locals by ordering in perfect Jamaican Patois

[byjove]

He gets to Britain and everyone expects him to sound like a posh noble Englishman because that is the picture Malory painted but he prefers to speak Welsh and when he has to speak English, he speaks with a thick Jamaican accent.

[elleldoe]

a comment a day keeps the insanity at bay

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either

[gomezaddamsofficial]

Besides the point, but you could always try physical damage?

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

You’re right Gomez, bring me the flail

[dogpuppy]

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[oidheadh-con-culainn]

[energyprison]

ive been going out late at night alone to wander about until i find somewhere to spend money needlessly. which i think is a classic sign of a positive mental state

[energyprison]

[crossing a dark streetwhile the red hand is up] im like a bomblebee of the night...

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[homunculus-argument]

Give a man a mask, and he'll show the world who he truly is. Teach a man to mask, and nobody can tell he's autistic until he has a breakdown.

[winters-r0se]

give a man half a mask, and he'll stalk the sewers of paris for 20 years or something then attack a fancy ball i think I wasn't paying attention

[2colde]

how it genuinely feels

[blaquesails]

Scarred but not yet beaten. The dominant male leopard at Jawai gets himself ready for the night ahead.

— Marlon du Toit on Instagram

[alas-pucha]

@bisexual-space-cowboy

[bisexual-space-cowboy]

noooo quien me lo vergeo al primo :( esta todo triste

[trecetrecetrece]

Su carita de inocencia 😭

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[drawsmaddy]

[ID: A digital illustration of Orym and Dorian Storm from Critical Role. Orym is wearing silver and green knight's armour and holding his helmet in his hands. Dorian is wearing a purple and blue outfit and a gold crown. They're standing on castle stairs, hidden slightly behind a wall. Dorian is holding Orym's face affectionately and Orym is smiling up at Dorian. End description.]

I'm sure nothing's going on between the beautiful prince and his loyal knight...

This is a page from my Dorym Dress-Up zine!