🦐shrimp that sleeps early wakes up in a dumpling🦐

Lu | 25 | she/her | asexual | Brasil | film graduate (derrogatory) | 2012-20?? (unfortunately)

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[playtwewy]

no one is doing it like her

[yamada-ryo]

"why is it called iphone" > because of the imac > "was that really the first choice" > no steve jobs hated it > "wait so what was his first choice" > macman

we couldve had phoneman. phoneman 16. phoneman se. phoneman x.

[nitw]

ITS NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH EP1 I CANT DO THISSSSSS

[nitw]

i'm so glad you all understand. he literally said this out loud:

[witch-breaker]

[o-rchidae]

I got a commission for a bycocket hat with a wolf in a medieval inspired art style. He might look a little too foxy but i think he's neat.

My shop

[followthebluebell]

Made out of pipe cleaners by someone's who's only had cats described to them.

[notahorseindisguise]

guy with a luftballon fetish: fuuuuck. fuuck how many did you say there were. fuck

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[filmgifs]

THE FALL 2006 | dir. Tarsem Singh

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[muttsandmustelidae]

“hey this dog looks to be struggling to perform very basic functions and that is very worrying” “well ACTUALLY if you STUDIED THE BREED STANDARD you’d see that this dog is actually the IDEAL ______” YEAH. THIS TOO IS THE PROBLEM. WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING.

[muttsandmustelidae]

“you can’t blame breeders for breeding to standard :/“ i actually find it very easy to blame them. they are the ones creating the dogs on purpose, you see

[teethwreath]

[bebs-art-gallery]

Albert Square, Manchester (1910) by Adolphe Valette | Contemporary Art (2015) by Emily Allchurch

[bread-making-vikings]

the top is an original, from 1910, the bottom is a new version painted in 2015

[spacedouterri]

THE BOTTOM IS A PAINTING????

[open-sketchbook]

also does a really good job reminding the view just how much air quality has improved since we stopped burning coal in every building lol

[memorizingthedigitsofpi]

headcanoned too hard and ended up surprised by zero results on AO3

[stupittmoran]

[captain-price-officially]

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[erogame]

[bulljumpingfresco]

Minoan fresco from the Aktotiri settlement, Thira, Greece