Someone Fight Me Already

Stone butch 28. Built for power

[askmrtorgue]

LIST OF PROBLEMS THAT CANNOT BE SOLVED BY PUNCHING

ARM TIRED FROM TOO MUCH PUNCHING

CERTAIN SUDOKU PUZZLES

END OF LIST

[gleneth-paltrow-deactivated2018]

PROBLEM ONE CAN BE SOLVED BY USING YOUR OTHER ARM?

[askmrtorgue]

WE ARE IN A BRAVE NEW FRONTIER

[kristina100000]

these two queens

[thedandyfrog]

This is what nightmares as a kid were like

[neverthere12345]

[sneakybats]

[gaycism]

visited my boyfriend's island

[dhovorei-remake-deactivated2022]

batman villains are funny bc they all end up in arkham over and over so its just like

killer croc, painting a beautiful and sensitive portrait representing his inner turmoil: i had no idea (insert plant) was an invasive species in gotham

poison ivy, painting a photorealistic fern: they are! they’re so widespread that its almost impossible to contain, and it really hurts my heart

joker trying so fucking hard not to call them homophobic slurs because the therapist told him he’d get extra joker mush if he behaved for once in his fucking life:

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[dritte--reich-deactivated201703]

[hauntedfruit]

as a russian speaker i will verify that this is actually the correct translation and not a meme

[paulthebukkit]

[courtesycalling]

kirby on the phone

[agitatingskeleton-deactivated20]

[pookie02]

[paperandinklings]

this deserves an oscar

[boccher]

it does feel good as fuck to walk around in underwear only.

[vicholas]

Why are people now saying "LARP" when they mean "poser". It's confusing.

[vicholas]

Everyone is always parroting The Buzzword Of The Month without actually knowing what it means or where it comes from, make it stop

[gunsandfireandshit]

Kinda like how "POV" went from "(implied first person) Point Of View" to "there is a video"

[noneedtofearorhope]

state communists and anarchists were calling each other larpers years ago

[serendipitous-posts]

Just saw the interview where Curry Barker explained that it's totally possible to get a normal wish from the One Wish Willow, and I love the way they did that so much. The reason Obsession happened isn't because it's trying to twist Bear's desires into something evil. It's not even because he phrased his want wrong. Obsession happened because Bear got his hands on a magic item that could do anything in existence, and chose to force someone to fall in love with him, which is an inherently evil thing to do.

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[orcboxer]

He may not start posting again but at least... at least we can have an open casket.,.