the good, the bad, & the dirty

Who cares what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Unless evil's carrying the martini tray darling! *CLINK*

[universeofmemes]

[just-shower-thoughts]

b, p, d and q are the same fucking letter and noone talks about it

[anastasiatasou]

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“So many people know me. I wish I did. I wish someone would tell me about me.”

—

Dir. Joseph L. Mankiewicz

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

due to personal reasons I’m going to ignore anything forced and unnecessary

[didroune-deactivated20190513]

Emily Vacher & Paget Brewster

@pagetpaget : Me and the REAL EMILY PRENTISS @EmVach on set @CrimMinds_CBS

[sushie]

got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed

[kristina100000]

this one is for retail workers *hits all customers with my honda*

[artsey]

YOU are valid. 

[victoria-pedretti]

Jonas Brothers – Sucker

[twitterlols]

[bummass]

Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol

[gaycism]

Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and were just like “…. we might fuck around and make some chocolate”

[fatfreefiddlefaddle-deactivated]

^literally what I thought

[station-deactivated20200712]

http://station.tumblr.com/

[serjaimelannisters-deactivated2]

melissa mccarthy going from this

to this

to this

in one night is peak fashion icon behaviour and she should be recognised for it

[blue---rain]

https://blue—rain.tumblr.com/

via weheartit

[meanplastic]

[plaidcushion]

choose your fighter

[shiredded]

Why not both?

[unicornempire]

Slendergirl.

[fineas-and-pherb]

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