Walking the halls of the witch bookstore was unusual for Robyn. She had been with so many things to do and practice over the days that she had not even noticed that the year had changed and she had not even had to lie to her family about Christmas. Her fingers fingered the covers of several Quidditch books, picking out the most ordinary and so simple a five-year-old could read. She opened the book on a random page, smiling dumbly at the simple image it contained when she noticed someone watching her. âDid not you know itâs extremely unkind to face people?â She replied, eyeing the other with raised eyebrows.
âWell that wonât do at all, Iâm only supposed to be unkind when you tell me to.â Jemma smiled, shifting the novel sheâd been contemplating getting that would inevitably wind up decorating her bookshelf for all time to the other arm. âEnjoying your afternoon off, oh captain my captain? I donât actually remember the last time I saw you doing something for fun, itâs a little scary.â
Getting an older wizard to tear themselves away from conversation was nigh impossible, but Selena had somehow managed to convince a particularly verbose party-goer that their spouse was flagging them down. Whatever they had been blathering on about was forgotten to Selena â - who, admittedly, retreated to the far corners of her mind as soon as the word âentitledâ made an appearance in the conversation - â but the dispersing crowd all looked war-torn and haggard. Only one other person stood at ground zero by the end of the fiasco, so the owner of Puddlemere United turned to them just as she flagged down an unfortunate waiter. âDo you need another drink as much as I do? I feel like I just lost seven years of my life.â
Taming her eyebrows back down from where theyâd crept around her hairline, Jemma nodded, any potential snark or awkwardness warded off by the fact that she did, in fact, need a drink after what she was almost positive was a long winded rant about.. poor people? Young people? Possibly both? âI donât know if itâll help, but it canât hurt. Good party, by the way.â
First real broom, a very nice little cleansweep 12. It flies like an ocean liner after all the shit I put it through, but it holds pride of place on my mantle.
2. What are your biggest flaws?Â
Temper? Short attention span about anything other than quidditch? Probably something in the middle of those.
3. If you could start your life over, would you?Â
Iâd redo a few things, but overall Iâd rather take the bad Iâve had than risk not getting the good by doing things differently.
4. What never fails to annoy you?Â
My personal life being treated like public record. I donât actually care what Witch Weekly thinks about who I should be dating, and Iâm not sure why they insist on having an opinion on the subject. I barely allow that shit from family.Â
5. What is the worst thing that could possibly happen to you?Â
Losing my sense of balance. Canât fly if you canât balance.
6. What would you do if you woke up without magic?Â
This is more interesting if we assume I already know itâs permanent, so Iâd probably cry a lot and then do my damnedest to keep it a secret. Maybe find some quiet job in the family business and drink myself to sleep every night.
 For the mun
1. How do you unwind at the end of the day?Â
Cross stitch and listen to audiodramas (send me your recs!), also watch all the cooking shows and/or history documentaries.
2. Whatâs your favorite film, book, or other piece of media?Â
Leverage is the best executed live action tv show of all time, and Leigh Bardugoâs Six of Crows duology is always a good one for rereading.
3. What hobbies do you have that people might not know about?Â
I cross stitch, as mentioned up there, but I also adore romance novels and read them obsessively, and I love reading and learning about food and restaurant culture.
4. Whatâs been the highlight of your year?Â
Moving out of my tiny hometown into a city that I adore has been a huge boost to my mental health and happiness.
5. What inspires you?Â
Videos of cats stealing food.
6. What would you do if you woke up and suddenly had magical abilities?
 Literally I would just spend like 3 days trying to google âmagical community in my areaâ and getting mad when it didnât work.
Muse vs Mun
1. Whoâs more easily annoyed?
I mean. Neither of us are exactly calm and level headed about anything ever, but Iâm more likely to have fake arguments until I feel better and Jemma is more likely to just punch someone so idk man you decide.
2. Which is more outgoing, the muse or the mun?Â
Muse, by a long shot.
3. Is the muse or the mun more likely to act on impulse? Â
Muse, I canât do impulse without at least 20 minutes research, usually more.
4. How do your tastes in books/films/food/etc differ?Â
Well I read on a regular basis, thatâs a big difference right there. Jemmaâs tastes skew spicy and Asian (Thai specifically) and takeout, and I usually prefer Mexican food or cooking at home.
5. Whoâs more responsible?Â
Jemmaâs more diligent about keeping a routine, but she also delegates anything that she possibly can (cleaning lady, meal prep company, etc). I canât keep up a routine to save my life but I also do most things for myself, so itâs sort of a toss up.
6. Whoâs more creative? More practical?Â
Iâm more creative, Jemmaâs all Spartan practicality.
âMorale?â He couldâve scoffed if he wasnât talking to his only favorite niece. With a bit of self-restraint, Orion kept his skepticism to an arched brow while he strummed his fingers against his jaw, âMorale for you or for the fans?â
As much as he loved Jemma, Orion still felt a knee-jerk reaction to agree with everything she had said. Even if he didnât particularly believe she couldâve prevented the outcome of the match, there was a mean streak in him that nearly had him spitting out the kind of vitriol that heâd offer someone who worked directly beneath him. It was easy to curb â - easy when he was dealing with Jemma, at least - â but he didnât quite manage to keep the skepticism from his face. âItâs a team sport,â he waved her idea off. âNo way you could pull the whole team through. Someone dropped the quaffle on this one.â
A grin split his lips even before he went for a sip of his drink, but Orion followed through and ruminated on whatever fun he was going to have that day. âJust work. I took the day yesterday for the game.â Fat lot of good that did. âMight work through the next one, though. Iâm starting to get the feeling that Iâm a bad luck charm.â He, on the other hand, had quite a bit of luck at the Crimson Grimoire, though that wasnât a detail he needed to divulge to his niece. âI ran into your friend⊠Maggie. Still not a fan of her nicknames. If she calls me âŠâ He wouldnât dignify the name âOreoâ with an actual verbal acknowledgement, but he did grimace and hope Jemma would understand, âThat⊠then what does she call you? Or Edison?â Â
Snorting against her cup despite her attempts to play it cool, Jemma shrugged noncommittally, âMy morale is the fanâs morale. Canât keep them optimistic if Iâm sulking all over the place. I find it helps to hash these sorts of things out with a neutral third party, clear my mind without anyone elseâs baggage.âÂ
It was sometimes hard to tell whether Orion was being sarcastic or not. Maybe not quite sarcastic, but like he knew something you didnât, and was humoring you until he could figure out the most cutting way to tell you. Choosing to believe his sincerity was the best option, regardless, as it always was with the inherently cocky. âThanks, I keep telling myself that, but itâs always easier to believe âyou didnât suck and it isnât your faultâ from other people.âÂ
âGoodness knows I understand experimenting with that, I went a whole season with just newspaper coverage when I was at school because every game I listened to on the radio was a loss.â Jemma paused, shuddering for dramatic effect, âIt was possibly the worst year of my life. As for Maggie, itâs mostly just bad luck you have a name ripe for silly nicknames. Dadâs usually just Eddie, and I donât even know what she calls me anymore, I just respond. I feel like she called me Jam one time, but I may have just been preoccupied with breakfast.â
Orion Beaumont could recognize a walk of shame when he saw one; hell, he was making a trek of his own when he saw his niece duck into a nearby coffee shop. The collar of his suit was still askew when he strolled into an establishment he wouldnât have set foot in mere moments before, but he made quick work of the mistake and acted as if it was the most natural thing in the world to be fixing oneself up while queuing. The whole place reeked of muggle sensibilities, but he ordered his breakfast tea and hoped to Merlin that the art of steeping tea leaves had somehow transcended across cultures.Â
Paper cup in hand, Orion strode directly to the seat in front of Jemma and plopped himself down without so much as asking if she was meant to be meeting someone. âGood morning, sunshine.â His cup was left to steam, though he didnât quite remove his hand from the cardboard collar even after he had placed the drink on the table. âLong night?â The grin on his face said he was anticipating a yes, though his next words were far more somber, âTough break last night, kiddo. You did great out there, though.â
There were very few occasions in which Jemma would prefer a chance run in with Orion over one with her father, in fact off the top of her head she could only think of two or three. Bless him, heâd managed to appear in front of her in just such a situation. Bemused, Jemma joined him at the table, propping her hand on her chin and beaming innocently, âWell, you know how important it is to maintain morale, sitting at home moping wouldnât help anything.âÂ
That, of course, was exactly what she was on her way to do, but that was beside the point.Â
âI couldâve done better. Like, I know itâs stupid to blame myself, but Iâm still going to, I think. Couldâve stopped some of those hits if Iâd been more on my game.â Her coffee was too hot, and not nearly as sweet as sheâd usually take it, but she chugged more than was advisable anyway to shut herself up. âJust gonna have to train harder for a bit, I guess. Anyway. You up to anything fun?â
There were plenty of reasons to appreciate flat shoes: the lack of pain, the ease of movement when walking or dancing, and the way they looked so much less out of place when returning home in the cold light of dawn.
Tugging her scarf tighter around her neck, Jemma ducked out of the wind into the coffee shop nearest her apartment, reveling in the sudden warmth as she stepped through the queue and took the drink that presented itself to her. Her plans to crawl into bed and sulk, however, were foiled neatly by the familiar figure whoâd just entered. Jemma tried to smile, probably mostly grimaced, and held up her cup in acknowledgement, as she paused to see if theyâd want to talk. For some reason. Damn manners.
Elena was upset, and as she went down the stairs to the hotel corridor, she kicked one of the iron parts that held the structure and controlled the pain. She kept walking, even if she felt a little pain, but it did not matter to her that she felt betrayed by her own games. She could feel so many antagonistic feelings, and in the end, she was mad at herself because of a man. Fuck! When she opened the door to the hall, she felt the tears wanna come down and she looked around for a distraction. Any of them.
It was silly, but there was something nice about running in the rain, even if she did wind up chilled to the bone and unable to even do anything to warm up when surrounded by muggles. Shucking out of her dripping sweatshirt, Jemma fumbled for the key to her room when she heard the soft whoosh of a door opening, followed by the very obvious noises of someone trying not to cry. Borth trying not to cry, apparently. And really, sheâd feel like shit if she just pretended not to notice when she had already made eye contact. âYou okay? I can find your team medic, if you need me to. If youâre hurt, I mean.â
âYou donât have to keep them or anything, just play around with them like a cat would a mouse,â she pointed out, turning to the mirror once more before tugging the dress a bit lower, exposing more cleavage. âBesides, Iâm not trying to bang him. I mean, I would, donât get me wrong⊠I just happen to enjoy staring at his face. Heâs got a great face, yeah?â
âYe uh ey away eh-â She mumbled, and shook her head, âYes but they always get attached. Because theyâre stupid. More importantly, I feel like you would get better boy results if you went out with that goal in mind, rather than following a guy whoâs way too old for us and is also going to think youâre trying to get a scoop on him or expose his weird foot fetish or something.â
âHeâs not the enemy if Iâm not playing, Jem. Besides, isnât it my job, as a professional reporter for Quidditch Daily to know things about players and managers and all that? The only one Iâm stalking is you, silly!â Pursing her lips again, Magnolia pointed to the purple. âDefinitely purple. Those Irishmen ownât be able to keep their paws off you.â
âWhat happened to solidarity? Youâre supposed to be on my side!â Jemma held her fake outrage for a moment, and snorted as she dropped the tube of red back in her bag. âTrying to bang the team manager is not covered under the journalist job description, Mags. And Iâm not trying to find any Irishmen, or any other kind of men. The lipstick is just to make them realize what theyâre missing.â
Half an hour, and then I can go to lunch. Half an hour and the worldâs longest list of stupid questions.
Jemma meditated on that fact, schooling her fidgeting hands into her lap and sitting as straight as she possibly could without aggravating muscles sheâd beaten into submission that morning. This was just an interview. Just a bunch of canned sound bites, and charming smiles, and PR work for the team, all of which she could do in her sleep. Sheâd even put on foundation in the middle of the day for it, wouldnât Lorelai be proud?
o1. Are you happy with the way the quidditch season is going so far?
A softball right out of the gate was always her favorite, and Jemma grinned, even as she tempered her response down from gloating, âIâll call it cautiously optimistic, weâre doing well so far but I donât plan on slacking off anytime soon.â
o2. What words would you use to describe yourself?
âPugnacious? Thereâs a five galleon word for you, thatâs got to be worth at least 3 regular words.â Spiteful, determined, and desperate to prove herself probably wouldnât play quite how she wanted in the papers, however true.
o3. If you could change one aspect of your personality, what would it be?
âIâm sure there are people whoâd like me to be calmer, but that sounds boring, doesnât it?â Did they teach journalists to hope for the best like that, expecting an honest answer to personal questions? Like she was going to tell the whole damn readership of Quidditch Daily that she couldnât breathe for the insecurity sometimes and she couldnât figure out how to do more than pantomime confidence? âI really canât think of anything Iâd change.â
o4. Briefly talk about a defining moment in your life. What made it so important?
âEasy one, second game of my first year on the Hufflepuff team. Itâs not the same winning games when itâs just you and a bunch of neighborhood kids and cousins and stuff, winning in a real game with real stakes for the first time was- I donât even know. There arenât words to describe that rush.â
o5. If you werenât involved in the quidditch scene, what kind of job do you would have?Â
Jemma tilted her head, faux confusion on her face, âOther... jobs? That arenât quidditch? I donât think Iâve heard of such a thing. I certainly canât speak to it.â It would be boring to say sheâd probably have just wound up in the family business, and worse, it would remind her that she could still wind up in the family business. Not that they werenât great, just.. not what she was interested in or good at.Â
o6. What are some similarities/differences between yourself and your teammates/coworkers?
âWell we all wear the same colors. Thatâs a similarity. And we have the same goal, winning the cup again. And we mostly play different positions, which is a difference. Some of them are taller than I am? I donât think I ever bothered to quantify specifics, because they donât matter until something starts going wrong, and nothing has with the dynamic yet. Maybe weâll sign someone whoâs horrible in the locker room, and thatâll be an issue and Iâll think about it, but otherwise it just seems like asking for trouble.â
o7. What kind of things do you think about when youâre alone?
âAthlete stuff, I suppose. Mile times and broom maintenance and what to eat for dinner. Christmas is coming up, thatâs taken up a good bit of brain space lately.â
o8. What are three good habits and three bad habits that you have?
Ticking them off on her fingers, Jemma listed, âI wake up early most days, I floo my mum at least once a week, and I always buy a round when the team goes out. As for bad, I cheat on my diet with chips more than I should, I listen to terrible music, and sometimes I wait long enough before feeding my cat that he can actually see the bottom of his bowl in some spots, which he would probably call the height of cruelty.â It was a testament to the unoriginality of sports reporters (Mags excepted, of course) that she had rehearsed answers to that question down to a pithy and charming sound bite.
o9. What is your personal philosophy?
âWin? Learn from your mistakes? Thatâs a broad question, but I guess those two sum it up.â
1o. Would you rather be liked or respected? Feared or loved?
âRespected and feared, at least on the pitch, and thatâs the important thing here, isnât it?â
11. What are your thoughts on Puddlemere United?
Okay so it wasnât the height of maturity, but it was fun to just make an extended raspberry noise and leave the question at that.
12. What about The Chudley Cannons?
âIt would be awkward if my thoughts on the Cannons were anything other than glowing delight.â
13. If given a more lucrative position with another team, would you take it?Â
Sucking her breath through her teeth, Jemma shrugged, âI donât think anyone could afford to pay me what it would take to get me away from the Cannons. And theyâd have to make a series of really stupid decisions first, like, I dunno, hiring Hagrid as head coach and changing the uniforms to include frilly skirts. I think the ownerâs too smart to do something like that, though, so I donât see me moving teams anytime soon.â
14. Would you consider yourself an optimist or a pessimist?Â
âOptimist. I tried pessimism but I donât think itâs for me.â
15. Whatâs one thing you would change about your team, if given the opportunity?
âLess groaning during drills. Iâm including myself in that, so itâs fair.â
Pursing her lips, Maggie tapped her chin thoughtfully. âThere are sixteen pubs in walking distance from this hotel, and Oliver Wood always spends his dinners alone when heâs not doing team stuff. The likelihood of us casually bumping in to him is fairly small, but weâre much better at barhopping than he is, so weâre sure to catch up to him at some point, right?â
Snorting, Jemma slumped back into her seat, summoning her makeup bag to hover next to her as she touched up her face. âI shoulda guessed you were hoping to fraternize with the enemy. How do you even know what his dining habits are? Thatâs rapidly approaching stalker, Mags.â She held up two tubes of lipstick and half turned to face the room, âPurple or red?â
Magnolia eyed herself in the mirror, turning around once and then facing it again. âWhat do you think? Does this outfit say âsingle and ready to mingleâ or âdesperately pining for you to notice meâ?â
âThat depends, doesnât it?â Jemma hauled herself to a sitting position in her overstuffed chair (as opposed to laying splayed across the arms, not at all conducive to fashion opinions) and shrugged, âAre you trying to impress someone specific, or just put it out there in the universe that youâre dtf? Either way, higher heels.â
âNo, of course. - Iâll wait.â Edison sighed as the skeleton serving as bartender rushed around a corner to refill the quickly depleting liquor stock. Or so it seemed quick to Edison who was still woefully sober. âHeâll be right back.â Edison assured the person who had just moseyed up to the vacated bar. âActually,â Edison started, moving so he could step around the other side of the bar. âWhatâd you want to get? Except the ah, whiskey - heâs just gone to get that.â
âWill my citizenship get revoked if I admit that it just tastes like death to me? Whiskey, I mean. Sweet, angry death.â Jemma propped her chin on her fist, grimacing at the mere memory of her first stolen drinks. âI didnât think hosting the party meant you had to play bartender, but you can pass me that bottle of gin if you feel so inclined.â
Oliver tilted his head to one side, eyeing the outfit. âItâs not your color,â he mumbled, shaking his head before heading over to grab something heâd just seen another girl discard. âThis, this is your color. Trust me, you wear this and youâll be in her good graces for a year. Or as close as you can get to it.â He flashed a quick wink at Jemma before pushing the garment into her hands.
Glaring mildly at her accidentally acquired fashion consultant (and making a mental note not to ask questions to the room without checking again), Jemma shook out the dress heâd shoved at her. âYes, Iâve always thought puce looked grand on me. Universally flattering color, that. Do you lurk around changing rooms often, Wood, or were you just extra bored today?â
âIt does look good on you,â Selena agreed hastily, unwilling to let go of the opportunity presented before her. âYouâve got a great figure, so you arenât going to be walking out of here looking like a pumpkin, at least.â Wast that offensive? Selena didnât have time to consider the implications of her words. She only eyed Jemma and took note of her thoughts on the color purple. âSomething with an orange accent might be nice.â If her motivations were to piss her mother off, howeverâŠ
Jemma couldnât have known that sheâd transported Selena back to a bygone era; one in which sheâd attended parties and stolen bottles of champagne and dragged Jemmaâs father around the Sinclair estate to escape owl-related functions. Her desire to rebel had led to a few embarrassing displays, so Selena appreciated Jemmaâs headstrong approach to the entire party. If sheâd been more in touch with her emotions, the owner of Puddlemere mightâve recognized the feeling as endearment or sympathy. As it was, however, she chalked it up to a desire to vicariously relive her youth.Â
âIâm sure thereâs a way to dress sneakers upâŠâ None were coming to her mind, though, and she wasnât eager to give it a shot. âLetâs go with orange. Might as well tack a Chudley pin somewhere on there. You could borrow your fatherâs.â She backed away as quickly as sheâd directed Jemma to the mirror, âDid you have anything else picked out, or was this it?â
It was funny, almost, how Selena could remind her so much of her mother while being completely unlike her in every way possible. That was probably more of an opinion than she should have, when theyâd barely ever spoken and mostly only about clothes and her father.Â
Actually, that wasnât unlike Lorelai at all. There may be more to that idea. Worth considering, at least.
âActually now you mention it, a pumpkin costume might be just the thing. Really get into the spirit of the season.â Lifting the skirt out around her in a joking imitation of an oversized gourd, Jemma snickered. âThis is the only thing Iâve kind of liked that Iâve tried on, so I was going to go with this. And I have some flats at home that work with everything. Iâm almost offended you think Iâd have to borrow someone elseâs Chudley stuff, though, as though I donât have plenty of my own.â
Haunted House: If you could be roommates with anyone of your choice, who would you pick?
Probably any of the girls from the team. Weâve all spent enough time together to know we get along, a little more wouldnât kill anyone.
Jack-oâ-lantern: Do you have any scars? If so, how many?
Not as many as I should have, apparently wandering around with a crooked nose and looking like you fell through the whomping willow isnât âladylikeâ. Got a nice one down my shin where I bit it diving for a bludger though.