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Hello and welcome to the nonsense!

The fandoms I currently write for are as follows:

BBC Merlin

Game of Thrones

The Hobbit

Letterkenny

Lord of the Rings

The Mandalorian

Peaky Blinders

The Pitt

Top Gun

9-1-1

Please go to my rules page for a further breakdown of specific characters that I will write for and more details about what I write.

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Lost Boys Saturday!!!!!!

I just finished watching the movie and I love Michael’s face in the beginning right after he reads the back of the billboard and he kind of just looks around. It kills me.

Anyway the thought of the week… I’m doing Paramore songs!!

Paul - Where the Lines Overlap. 🎶Give me attention🎶

Marko - Born for This

Dwayne - For a Pessimist, I’m Pretty Optimistic. ✨Vibes✨

David - (One of Those) Crazy Girls. Of course. What other song could he possibly be??

Star - I can’t decide between Fake Happy and Rose-Colored Boy

Michael - Hard Times. No explanation needed

Sam - Daydreaming. It’s the vibes

Layla (my oc) - We Are Broken

Layla & Paul - Still Into You. It’s them

I feel like Star could also be Brick by Boring Brick and it’s like… she’s so Paramore coded and I never noticed it before today

#the lost boys thoughts #lost boys saturday #paul the lost boys #marko the lost boys #dwayne the lost boys #david the lost boys #michael the lost boys #star the lost boys

It’s Saturday!!!!

These are the books that I would give to each character.

Paul - Charlotte’s Web by E.B. White. He would love this book. And it’s perfect for his attention span.

Marko - Emma by Jane Austen. I have no idea why. It’s just a vibe.

Dwayne - Green Frog by Gina Chung. This collection of short stories is perfect for Dwayne. I think he would really appreciate them.

David - Evermore by Alyson Noel. David gets the kind of silly YA book that I was obsessed with when I was 16. If you’ve read it then you get it. This makes perfect sense.

Star - The Teller of Small Fortunes by Julie Leong. I LOVE this book. It’s so cozy and cute and just wonderful. It’s everything Star deserves.

Michael - To Shape a Dragon’s Breath by Moniquill Blackgoose. A really cool coming of age fantasy that has dragons. He’d like it.

Sam - A Dog’s Purpose by W. Bruce Cameron. Just a boy and his dog.

Lucy - Remarkably Bright Creatures by Shelby Van Pelt. This was a really nice book and although it wasn’t exactly what I expected it to be, I still really liked it. I think Lucy would like it too.

#the lost boys thoughts #lost boys saturday #paul the lost boys #marko the lost boys #dwayne the lost boys #david the lost boys #star the lost boys #michael the lost boys #sam the lost boys #lucy the lost boys #the lost boys #tlb 1987

It’s the first Saturday of July and you know what that means!!!!!!

Lost Boys Summer has officially begun!!!!

And to kick it off, may I present…. Truth or Dare

Paul picks dare every single time. There is literally nothing that he won’t do.

He also gives the most out of pocket dares to other people. He’s putting everyone’s safety at risk and he loves it.

Marko is observing everything with a calculated eye. He manages to give the most perfect dares and ask the juiciest questions.

Dwayne is trying not to draw too much attention to himself and is giving really basic dares that make Paul groan at how “lame” they are.

At first David refused to play, but then Paul called him a chicken and David got mad, so he asked for a dare.

Paul wasn’t expecting it and so he kind of just looked around the cave, saw a bug, picked it up, held it out to David, and said “eat this.”

And he did. And he was pissed about it, so on Paul’s next turn, David dared him to leave. Marko and Dwayne laughed their asses off as Paul frowned and trudged out of the cave.

Star and Michael try to blend into the background and it works for the most part. Until Marko turns to them with a smirk on his face. They both freeze as Marko’s eyes dart between them.

Then he’s staring at Michael and he asks him to rate the group on hotness. Michael’s ears burn as he says that Marko never even asked truth or dare.

Marko rolls his eyes and when Michael says dare, Marko dares him to rate the group on hotness.

David tries not to look too interested in Michael’s answer and Paul is standing at the opening of the cave, shouting down asking if he can come back in yet.

#the lost boys thoughts #lost boys saturday #paul the lost boys #marko the lost boys #dwayne the lost boys #michael the lost boys #star the lost boys #david the lost boys

I would love to write some ‘Their Favorite Place to Kiss You’ headcanons. Like the ones I did here

So if you want to… you could like send me a couple of characters or a fandom and I’ll pick some characters or whatever

I don’t even really care that much… I care so much

I’m so nonchalant right now 👀

#headcanons #I’m kind of feeling like writing again??#I don’t know

Their Favorite Place to Kiss You ~ Mystery Alaska Headcanons

Okay, real quick, both of these beautiful gifs belong to @mystery-star Usually I would grab them from tumblr, but the gif search is being a jerk, so I grabbed these from google, but they belong to mystery-star. I did not make them and I am not claiming credit for them. Love, if you would like for me to remove them then please let me know!!

Now… on with the headcanons

John:

Lips

Listen. This man is classic. His favorite place to kiss you is your lips. He cannot get enough. Any chance he gets, he’s pressing his lips to yours.

It’s early in the morning and you’re at the stove, making your daily cup of tea. You turn your head only slightly as you hear footsteps behind you. John is mid yawn as he steps behind you, his hands resting gently on your waist. You smile but you don’t move as his chin rests on your shoulder. You can almost hear the pleading in his eyes as he waits and you fight off a smirk. Then you feel his fingertips on your chin and you’re suddenly looking in his eyes. He’s smiling as he leans forward and presses a slow kiss to your lips.

You’re waiting for John after the Saturday game, your legs stretched in front of you as you look up at the sky. You start to wonder if it’s going to snow and then your view is obscured by shining eyes and a bright smile. John is leaning over you and before you can say a word, he’s pressing a chaste kiss to your lips. He pulls back quickly and your head is spinning as he laughs.

Tree:

Forehead/Top of Your Head

Tree is a giant. The easiest place for him to reach is the top of your head or your forehead. It’s also the sweetest possible thing for this man to do. So gentle. So loving.

It’s late when Tree opens the door and sets his keys on the front table. He kicks off his shoes and goes to call out for you, but stops when he sees you peacefully sleeping on the couch. A smile slowly spreads over his lips as he tries to walk lightly over to you. He makes it to the couch and you stir only as Tree leans down and his breath fans over your skin. You blink up at him sleepily and his warm lips press lightly to your forehead. You smile as he pulls back and you pull him to lay with you on the couch.

You and Tree are taking your time as you walk with your hands clasped towards the pond. It’s Saturday and you insisted on walking with Tree even though the game wouldn’t start for another hour. He’s grinning as he unclasps your hands and instead wraps his arm around your shoulders. As the two of you reach the stands, Tree pulls you in and kisses the top of your head. You can feel heat spread from your cheeks down your neck and through your chest. The other guys are chirping him, but nothing can wipe the smile from his face as he leans down again and presses a firm kiss to your forehead. Your eyes slip shut and Tree gently squeezes your shoulder.

@streets-in-paradise Lu! Look!

#john biebe x reader #john biebe imagine #tree lane x reader #tree lane imagine #mystery alaska imagine #mystery alaska headcanons

Is making gifs hard?

#I need more tree lane gifs #I would be unstoppable if I learned how to make gifs #I’d be a mess

Glad to hear you may write more Gondor Girl in the future. I'm SAT. I would love to know more about her past/childhood (like, how old were Boromir and Faramir when she was born? Did Finduilas living more changed something from canon and or Boromir/Faramir's relationship? (if she is her mom, you never know with Denethor being such a pos 😭) Not a request by the way, just showing some appreciation 😊

Omg! Hello and welcome. So glad to have another person on the Gondor Girl train. I really do love her.

And I love this message because I have thought about this before and I have some important years written in my notes.

Firstly, Finduilas is 100% GG’s mom. The Dol Amroth thing is huge in all of this.

But anyway some years for you:

TA 2978 - Boromir is born

TA 2983 - Faramir is born

TA 2986 - GG is born

That means that Boromir was 8 when she was born and Faramir was 3.

TA 2988 - Finduilas dies

So GG was 2 when her mother died. Boromir was 10 and Faramir was 5.

I would absolutely love to explore more of their childhood, but I have to think on it. I have bits and pieces, but I’d love to have a bigger picture.

Thank you so much for this!

#gondor girl #it feels good to be talking about this again

streets-in-paradise

i'm in loveeee with your Boromir & Faramir's sister stories. they are so wholesome!!! I would love to see more of them if you are up for it. perhaps some hurt/comfort?? 😊

Thank you so much 💕🥺

I love that you are loving my fics, but I also have to give the proper credit to the real mastermind behind the concept: my dear writer friend @beautifultypewriter.

We started coming up with this years ago, when i wasn't even writing yet and I used to annonimously request from her until the sheer excitement and love for what we were sharing helped me overcome the shyness and I revealed myself to her. Some other blogs joined in and in the feedback chain we ended up developing a full fic concept.

The two fics I posted here are just the tip of the iceberg! There is so much more for you to read already available in her blog. Freaking awesome stuff, perfect feel good fluff and comfort and some angst too. I'm going to take your request and write some hurt/comfort of Boromir and Faramir with their sis for you, but I also want to introduce you to some life changing highlights of what we already have.

With honoring introductions, i present you with some of the bibliography for the concept's lore. ALL by Chel, I am just sharing the links in storyline chronology order:

Faramir being comforted by his brother and sister after an altercate with Denethor

Boromir and Faramir comforting their sister after she was rejected.

Being Boromir and Faramir's sister and being part of the Fellowship

Boromir's sister comforting him during the quest

Boromir and Faramir's sister fooling Wormtongue in the arrival to Edoras

Being Boromir and Faramir's sister and befriending Eowyn

Dealing with Faramir's return from Osgiliath

This is a great start, but if you are also interested in the romantical arc we developed for her with Pippin I would gladly talk about that as well.

And thanks a lot again for your sweet words! I'm going to rewatch all of lotr soon and see what I come up with.

beautifultypewriter

LU!!!!!!!! This is the best thing ever. OMG. I love what we created and I love that other people like it too! Gondor Girl really is my favorite thing I’ve done on this blog. I’ve been meaning to write some more stuff for her. I just haven’t had the time or energy guess who’s getting her master’s and is miserable BUT this is kind of putting me into a mood to write her???? I make no promises.

Also I love your tags. I think you are 100% correct and I’m so glad we became friends 🥰

Anon, join us in our nonsense!!!!

#gondor girl

A list of songs that I would like to hear Isa Briones sing:

Pretty Little Baby - Connie Francis

Pretend to Be Nice - Josie and the Pussycats

All I Wanted - Paramore

Parachute - Hayley Williams

She Gets the Flowers - Beth McCarthy (the raw emotion she would put into this!!)

Crimson and Clover - Joan Jett

Andante, Andante - ABBA

Come Over (Again) - Crawlers

The Subway - Chappell Roan

A CHRISTMAS ALBUM (I don’t know if she celebrates Christmas and if she doesn’t then scratch this, but if she does??? Girl, get working)

#I’m obsessed with her #her voice is so beautiful #isa briones #trinity santos

eridanidreams

NEW TUMBLR SCAM

So some asshole has thought up a new Tumblr scam: it's a post on a Tumblr account that's named something to make it look official-ish.

Variations include:

account-help

account-sync

account-update

account-updating

These posts show up on your dashboard, telling you that because they think you've monetized your Tumblr account, they're putting you in the penalty box sending you to the cornfield setting you to "Lurker Mode" where you can post but no one will see your posts. And, naturally, all you have to do is click on the helpful link to give tumblrsupport your account data to get it fixed.

Friends, this is a big fat lie.

The official location of Tumblr Support is https://www.tumblr.com/support or https://support.tumblr.com. And guess what? They'll already have your account information.

Tumblr has no such thing as Lurker Mode.

If you right-click on their link, you'll see it's a munged/shortened link. You can go to a site like https://www.expandurl.net to expand that link and see where it takes you: it's not Tumblr Support.

@staff, please be aware this is happening.

Be aware. Be careful. Don't give your account info to anyone. Be safe, and happy blogging!

beautifultypewriter

You ever plan to meet your crush and in the days leading up to it, you keep telling yourself that he’s going to fall madly in love with you, but then the rational part of your brain is telling you to stop being delusional, but you don’t and you just keep thinking about how you’re going to fall in love and have this wonderful life and the day comes and you meet and he doesn’t fall in love with you and you tell yourself “I told you so,” but you’re also sad that it didn’t happen? Me neither.

beautifultypewriter

And then five days later you have a detailed dream where he writes you a note that literally makes your heart burst.

#this is so bad #i’m never going to recover

#I should probably stick to fictional crushes #it’s easier #like tree would have fallen in love with me

Happy birthday Chel 🎉🎂

I hope it's not too late in your timezone, because I had a bussy day and didn't want to write you until reaching home. You are one of my dearests mutuals and i didn't want to drop by with a quick gibberish written in the bus.

As i have probably have told many times, but will never get tired of reminding, you are a great inspiration for me and I treasure our friendship. Every fic exchange, every chat of encouragement, you mean so much to me as a writer and a person. You are such a sweet, wonderful friend and in every chance I get I keep insisting that whatever planets aligned for me to start writing, you made it happen❤️

This year I didn't make it on time to bring you a gift, but I will think of something soon. For now, I'm sending you my best birthday wishes and tons of love ❤️❤️

Omg Lu!!!!!

You are seriously the sweetest person ever and I am so glad that we are friends!!! Thank you so much for your beautiful message! And you are just in time because I just cut my cake 😂😂

#I love my mutuals #something for me