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I can’t believe I let my stupid publicist talk me into doing this stupid cruise. I was promised my own private cabin with a frost Rotom for Frio to play with. There’s only a mini fridge. And now she’s not picking up her stupid phone. This is ridiculous.

beautybethany

You should fire your publicist and hire me. I’m such a big fan and I’m totally not just going to try to use you for my own gain like some people would. You inspired me to jump off the Sootopolis crater and swim non-stop for almost a day just so I can escape my boring life. We also have great boobs, but of course, yours are greater but if we hang out together, we can seduce everyone in this cruise. Think of all the possibilities.

#c: georgina

bachelorettebianca

I’ve never been on a boat before, I’m so excited! I bet they’ll have all sorts of cool drinks with fancy little umbrellas. The only thing I’m kind of worried about is Marshmallow. He’s way too excited, and the only reason I can think of is because he’s realized he’s got a captive audience with no escape route. That could be a problem.

beautybethany

I swear to Arceus, I thought you were referring to yourself when you said Marshmallow. You definitely have chubby cheeks that make you look like you’re twelve. But anyway, what the hell is Marshmallow? Lemme guess... a Cottonee? Boring.