Who could have predicted the monster I've become?

I'm weird and eclectic, sarcastic and darkly-humored, impatient and obsessive, private yet outspoken, intelligent yet full of 'blonde moments'. I love steampunk, gothic, vampires, babies, music, books, cupcakes, quotes, and keeping dead mice in canning jars. I can't be easily quantified into any category. I'm just ME. Yes, I'm a conservative. Yes, I have opinions. I'll even state them at times. If you don't like that, it's YOUR problem, not mine. "Beauty can be found in anything. I have simply found it in darkness."

[espritscriminelsfrance]

“Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.” – John Lennon

[beautyindarkness7]

who you should fight in criminal minds

aaron hotchner: he killed a man with his bare fucking hands. that should be reason enough to not fucking fight aaron hotchner.

emily prentiss: you could fight her and you’d probably lose, but life is already fighting her and winning so please don’t fight emily prentiss. give her a hug instead, maybe get her some coffee. don’t fight her.

jennifer jareau: she may look smol and non-threatening, but she will fucking beat the piss out of you in about 10 seconds flat. so don’t fight jennifer jareau, unless you enjoy being round-house kicked in the face.

derek morgan: do not fight derek morgan because he is derek morgan.

spencer reid: you could fight spencer reid and win, but why would you have any reason to fight spencer reid? because he beat you in a chess tournament? or keeps rambling about doctor who? why are you trying to fight that human lemur?

penelope garcia: you’d definitely win the fight, but fighting her would be like whaling on a kitten so you’re going to hell if you decide to fight penelope garcia. plus morgan would come and kill you. so don’t fight garcia.

alex blake: why are you still considering fighting fbi agents? don't fight alex blake? she could kill you? are you ok?

tara lewis: she hasn't been on the team long, but it's already apparent that you Should Not Fight Her.

jason gideon: he is a complete asshole and you should fight him. beat his ass. he’s dead but you can still kick the shit out of his corpse, please.

elle greenaway: don’t fight elle unless you have a death wish honestly why is this even under consideration.

kate callahan: she has 3 guns. don’t fight her.

david rossi: he may be up there in years, but he could still fucking beat your ass and nobody would feel bad for you. don't fight david rossi.

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

[maggierogers]

Criminal Minds + Greek words for different types of Love

agápe - unconditional love

éros - romantic and passionate love

philía - affectionate and platonic love

storgē- family love

(insp.)

[onceland]

Where it all began.

[huntinghotchner-deactivated2017]

Too much. The cardigan. 

[orion-lake]

He’s just a man.

[ursula-uriarte]

Black spine love 💕

[allthingsshabbyandbeautiful-dea]

[marauderstark-blog]

[quote]

+ + +

[nevver]

Ladybird Mimic Spider

[anarchohedonism]

 #fucking spiders man #ANYTHING could be a spider #you reach into your fridge and pull out a popsicle SURPRISE IT’S ACTUALLY A FUCKING POPSICLE SPIDER #you’re walking down the street and a hydrant tackles you GUESS WHAT COCKSUCKER #HYDRANT SPIDER #you reach out in the dark and flip on a light switch AND YOU’RE FUCKED IT WAS A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER #YOU JUST GAVE A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER A FUCKDAMN HANDJOB #NICE GOING YOU SKETCHASS ARACHNOFONDLER

[beastlyart]

Sketchass Arachnofondler. My new band name.

[kingfantastic]

I can’t stop laughing at that response.

[swiggityswaggyplasticbaggy-deac]

A FUCKDAMN HANDJOB

[pachivachi]

Sandwich practice C:

[sailorvenuss]

love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss,                    ends with a tear.

[luntfontanne]

—Vera Nazarian

[qartheens-deactivated20170429]

I’ll save you the seat next to me down b e l o w. [x]

[sjflkansdfljaslsd-deactivated20]

i have had this picture open in a tab at work for like four days now. instant picker-upper. look at dis baaaby

[eroscestlavie]

i love this guy

[matthewajl]

All of us live with a demon inside. Some days you control the demon, and other days it controls you. It is always hungry, it feeds on lust, on longing. And while you may slumber, the demon never sleeps. It tempts you into crossing every line you’ve ever drawn, all while it hunts you, haunts you, renders you incapable of telling friend from foe. But once its turned your loved ones into enemies, the demon will have consumed you whole.

Rebekah Mikaelson, 2x17 “Exquisite Corpse”

The Originals never ceases to provide such beautiful dialogue.