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find me @crocby

[pagetbrewstar]

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

[bromar-deactivated20130912]

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

[monstreux]

[smittenstephen]

Janis Ancens and Lucky Blue Smith - backstage at Billy Reid FW15 | New York

[thoodleoo]

young man,

no need to feel annoyed

i said, young man,

carthage must be destroyed

[kayseeray]

[angelsfilth]

[ninthwardjawn-deactivated201902]

my kink: being in bed before 10 pm with my makeup washed off and my hair tied up. 

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

[geniusoflove]

we must abolish daylight savings

[fudnaodigjs-deactivated20140305]

[chanmichoo]

get you a man that can do both

[s91d-deactivated20230425]

[sirgawin]

I suppose at one time in my life I might have had any number of stories, but now there is no other. This is the only story I will ever be able to tell.

[fyeahcontroversialcharacters]

[lucidlucy]

110%.

[sadiekaen]

percy: im going to mcdonalds does anyone want anything nico: i want my sister back percy: yea i got like 12 dollars

[audreils]

i’m back with another reminder: andrew & neil have matching jackets that nicky bought for them and andrew always wears neil’s bc he’s more comfortable in it

[brassy-deactivated20160222]

how do you make someone holy

[brassy-deactivated20160222]

you beat the hell out of them

[brassy-deactivated20160222]

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this

[brassy-deactivated20160222]

did you just trigger tag my grandma