POOL BOY AT THE VAMPIRE MANSION

gemma. she/her gremlin coded good nurse girlie

[emmerdaleotd]

Emmerdale On This Day... ∟ 23rd July 2015

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]

[sandpancakecat]

[cylonbarnes]

told my friend i was on 24 hour one direction discography lockdown and she sent the laugh react. this is not a laughing matter

[demadogs]

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

[demadogs]

alternatively: nothing can break the bond between a friend who doesnt read and a friend who just read an amazing book and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

[demadogs]

nothing can break the bond between a friend who cannot and will not watch horror but is still interested and a friend who just watched an amazing horror movie and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

[trianglemix]

18th november 2025

[cylonbarnes]

love learning random things about my mother. just found out her favorite spongebob character was sandy. i would have assumed squidward due to her deadpan and passive aggressive tendencies but i think she relates to sandy as an immigrant

[theythembobdylan]

this is my one wild and precious life fucckkkkkkk fuckkkkkk fucckcckkkkkkk

[k-simplex]

They want you to think it's Thursday today

[cylonbarnes]

hostage situation on my classic emmerdale. call that classic emmerdale

[cylonbarnes]

just remembered when my niece was a little baby and i was talking to my coworker about her and my coworker was like "why'd they give a baby an old lady name?" and i had to not say anything about how this same coworker once said that she wanted to name her future child Calcifer

[maraudereestauderelb]

For those who needed to hear this today:

Slow down, you crazy child, you′re so ambitious for a juvenile, but then, if you're so smart, tell me, why are you still so afraid?

Where′s the fire? What's the hurry about? You better cool it off before you burn it out. You got so much to do and only so many hours in a day.

When will you realize Vienna waits for you?

Slow down, you′re doing fine you can′t be everything you wanna be before your time.

Slow down, you crazy child & take the phone off the hook and disappear for a while. It's alright, you can afford to lose a day or two.

When will you realize Vienna waits for you?

And you know that when the truth is told that you can get what you want, or you can just get old. You′re gonna kick off before you even get halfway through.

Why don't you realize Vienna waits for you?

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[allthebooksandcrannies]

My only previous experience with Ben McKenzie before this post was watching him play Jim Gordon in the show Gotham. I had no idea he'd made a documentary or co-wrote an investigative journalism book on the subject of cryptocurrency until I googled him after watching the video. Turns out he's been interested in the subject since his time working on his undergraduate economics degree.

Sharing to hopefully spread this information to anyone else who would be interested but had no idea his book or documentary existed

[some-stars]

more white men need to be pursuing the teen heartthrob to leftist investigative journalist career path

[cylonbarnes]

15 march 1990 jack and kate are like joe we cant sell the cows you put steroids in because you shouldnt have put steroids in the cows. and joe is like ugh why not. and amos thinks henry is going to do a euthanasia on him

[alright-fuckhead]

Serena Sugden | 22.07.2026

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[sugdenjohn]

"You are an amazing friend... mostly."

[happybunnykat]

What if I start a trend called "No one nuts November" where everyone writes about their favorite characters having bad sex that sucks and isn't fun.

[happybunnykat]

Okay so I made a list of 30 (well, 29 actually) prompts I am releasing into the wild. The point of this is that at least one of the participants are not having a good time.

It has 30 prompts for November but feel free to write and post whenever, but please add the tag #No one nuts November or #NoonenutsNovember wherever you post. You do not have to @ or credit this blog if you use any of these prompts.

(Text version under the cut)

1. Safeword

2. Sub/dom drop

3. Loosing intrest halfway through

4. Trying something that doesn't work

5. Medical emergency (bonus points: it happens during bondage)

6. Bad/failed orgasm

7. Should have safeworded

8. "Wait, it's not supposed to hurt?"

9. "Let's never try that again."

10. Sex so bad they break up after

11. Realistic shower sex

12. Incompatible kinks

13. Threw up on that thang

14. Can't get hard/wet/aroused

15. Says wrong persons name during sex

16: ugly crying/overwhelmed

17: "I remembered you being better at this"/"I'm not impressed."/"I've had better."/"You're not hung chill"

18: Allergic reaction/cut off circulation

19. Dirty talk/degradation gets too real

20. Ignored/missed a safeword

21. Random horny confession that kills the mood for the other person/people

22. "No really, that's not going to fit."

23. Fire alarm goes off/interrupted by a third party

24. Pushing themselves into sex they aren't ready for

25. Sex toy gets stuck

26. Only one person having fun/agreeing to boring sex

27. Couple brings in a bad 3rd

28. Sex in a bad location

29. Sex so bad it kills you/one of the participants dies

30. Free day