POOL BOY AT THE VAMPIRE MANSION

gemma. she/her gremlin coded good nurse girlie

[magicratfingers]

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

[magicratfingers]

now i meant sexy but i really am sorry for everyone’s summer discomfort

[whenimyoungandtrue]

???!!!????!?

[doomed-romances]

"I mean, she's also thousands of years old, and you know, is waking up, and the context is pretty crazy. But, yeah, I just had to zone into really the depth of how she was feeling." — SHEILA ATIM on the red carpet for The Vampire Lestat: One Night Only live at the Beacon Theatre in New York City.

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

Do you like this song? #827

Yes I like it, I already know it

Yes I like it, first time listening

No I don't like it, I already know it

No I don't like it, first time listening

Remaining time: 6 days 5 hours

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✨ Artists and titles will be revealed with the full song after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update!

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[mitzeeeminnivers]

[cylonbarnes]

rodney walks up to doug. doug groans to liv and gabby about it, "Magic Rod, or whatver he calls himself these days," he grumbles. rodney shakes doug's hand, and in doug's hand is magically a bouquet. "Douglas! How do you feel about decapitation? Only I've got this new trick I want to try out..." doug makes a doug face. rodney leads him away...

[helloitsbees]

check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.

[helloitsbees]

….?

???????????

[helloitsbees]

oh wait this is EXTRAORDINARILY delightful. this isn’t a case of Blorbo From My Shows this is Henrietta Pickles From My Porch

[ilyasmole]

who up feelin Goochy

[cylonbarnes]

baby isaac BORN my goat

[cylonbarnes]

oh i think finn's gonna die like right now. my goat </3

[cylonbarnes]

and emma'll definitely be dead by the end of the week. probs the double thurs. second barton era officially over

[cylonbarnes]

really thought finn was just gonna die in the woods so him getting himself to the road and then being in hospital is a big surprise... and as expected ross is really carrying the emotions in the hospital here. and pete is just making me ponder how he bagged 3 of the most beautiful women in the village in the same year. finn is coding now btw. honestly a mistake of a death idk if the actor just wanted to leave but they should have given finn a job elsewhere and seen if he'd come back in a few years.... my guy never got a lick of happiness or love..... emma could have shot pete instead who would gaf

[cylonbarnes]

nothing better than eric pollard's face when finding out about a tragedy. chris chittell the god of this show

[cylonbarnes]

baby isaac BORN my goat

[cylonbarnes]

oh i think finn's gonna die like right now. my goat </3

[cylonbarnes]

and emma'll definitely be dead by the end of the week. probs the double thurs. second barton era officially over

[cylonbarnes]

really thought finn was just gonna die in the woods so him getting himself to the road and then being in hospital is a big surprise... and as expected ross is really carrying the emotions in the hospital here. and pete is just making me ponder how he bagged 3 of the most beautiful women in the village in the same year. finn is coding now btw. honestly a mistake of a death idk if the actor just wanted to leave but they should have given finn a job elsewhere and seen if he'd come back in a few years.... my guy never got a lick of happiness or love..... emma could have shot pete instead who would gaf

[cylonbarnes]

baby isaac BORN my goat

[cylonbarnes]

oh i think finn's gonna die like right now. my goat </3

[cylonbarnes]

and emma'll definitely be dead by the end of the week. probs the double thurs. second barton era officially over

[gogumagirl]

princess and the pea level sensitive

[cylonbarnes]

baby isaac BORN my goat

[cylonbarnes]

oh i think finn's gonna die like right now. my goat </3

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

[littlemisspipebomb]

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

[baronfulmen]

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

[cylonbarnes]

baby isaac BORN my goat

[yviisxo]

rest in peace to this diva

[97642]

[cylonbarnes]

Adam: "So, what, you're not back on the market?" Vic: "No, I am not back on the market, because I am not a piece of meat!"

yayyyy vic #feminism