Something clever which'll make me seem interesting

[everythingfox]

Photogenic baby elephant

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im going to fucking die

[doobler2]

I unironically love every second

[tonakings]

I don’t know wtf i just watched but i love it with every fiber of my being

[theraddy]

The first time I saw this it was captioned “gendry, the hound and arya in the forge in 8x01”

[sartorialadventure]

Queen Margrethe II of Denmark

[allforbts]

190905 Namjoon’s Tweet

#København

[riathedreamer]

so trump is coming to denmark

freaking sigh

[riathedreamer]

update: jesus christ the idiot is trying to buy greenland. im not even surprised

[riathedreamer]

Update again: he has now cancelled his trip because we wouldn’t sell Greenland. So, in summary.

The idiot asks to come here - the Queen invites him.

It’s revealed he wants to buy Greenland - that stupid and very offensive idea pisses off both Greenland and Denmark ‘cause what the actual fuck.

Trump gets pissy that we won’t sell and now cancels his trip after we’ve spent weeks planning it - and in doing so he has now pissed off the Royal House because you do not freaking cancel an invite from the Queen. That’s never happened before. It’s so rude. What the fuck.

Wow. I knew Trump coming here would be a shitshow, but somehow it turned out to be a greater shitshow without him coming here. But mister president, we’d planned for you. We had a balloon and everything…

[riathedreamer]

Aaaaand there’s an update.

Trump is now lashing out on our Prime Minister, saying it’s all her fault because she was being inappropriate and nasty be saying that selling Greenland is an absurd idea.

Dude, selling Greenland is the definition of absurd. First of all, you don’t freaking sell countries. Second, Greenland has self-government. It’s not like we could sell the place if we wanted to, which we definitely won’t.

Trump wanted Greenland, our Prime Minister, a lady, told him no without hesitating. Now he’s throwing a fit, acting like a baby, and the Danish politicians are not having it. Trump has pissed of the Royal House, Denmark and Greenland. Wow. Slow clap. Nice job. As if we didn’t hate you enough before.

Fun fact though: the baby Trump balloon is still coming to Denmark so now people are planning to welcome it instead of the real deal (the balloon is an improvement)

[sallyyates]

Here’s the whole stupid saga of events

[southbreak]

Lmao

[firefandoming]

This whole situation leaves me speechless

[pingnova]

you ever get a bus driver who drives like they’re running from god

[whitepeopletwitter]

[melissa-benoists]

this is LITERALLY the funniest promotional piece that anyone has ever made for a tv show or movie ever

[alysannestargaryen]

eurovision: north macedonia is in 1st place

me:

[nissecore]

[canyonemoon]

europeans when an american performs at eurovision:

[comradesaucegay]

i almost feel bad for madonna who has to perform after this icon

[jonstarks]

- Barbie (Toy Story 3, 2010)

[wizardlyghost]

i was ready to scroll past this but then the quote credit killed me instantly

[bwimini]

sjkdhdgsf

[pinof]

pitbulls aren’t evil. they just want to be loved.

[chopcorn]

Promise me 2019 will be better 

[urmotheratemydog]

They say that vampires hearts are cold and dead. Definitely dead. But I don’t know. I think I still feel things inside it.

What We Do in the Shadows (dir. Jemaine Clement & Taika Waititi, 2014)