gay garden gnome

I did a philology degree and all I got was this obsession with medieval monasticism. ✨She / 30s / 🇳🇴 / Queer✨ Main

[luke-thompsons]

#look at my detective dawg we are NOT solving this case

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[wholesome-animal-images]

[spatort]

@sinnsenke couldn't leave this in the tags

[sensoryflows]

i can rpf guys you never even heard of

[nightlysleeper]

First time drawing some of my Long term favorite characters

[chryza]

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

[chryza]

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

[bippysaurus-rex]

I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.

[laufeysons]

Labyrinth (dir. Jim Henson) premiered 40 years ago on June 27, 1986!

[graceebooks]

i’m just having fun. hatred is involved but i’m just having fun

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[boghermit]

[robo-walkingto]

Happy pride month to that white tank top thing Kira wears sometimes. Literally stunning

[gothszler]

what’s funniest about the pacific rim scientists is like. when newt geiszler says he’s a scientist he means an old-timey 1910s entomologist wearing khaki shorts and a comically oversized pair of binoculars traipsing through the jungle capturing endangered species of butterfly and murmuring “egads!! fascinating…..” and scribbling it in his journal. when hermann gottlieb is being a scientist it’s literally the fucking manhattan project. tortured chainsmoking physicist. pawn of a war. repressed homosexual all his life. gets executed for being a communist. And they have to do each other’s peer review

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[xxfrankiesteinksxx]

Captain Goat was mostly just a battle to see who could be most naked.

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[dogpuppy]

[pmamtraveller]

"Cold Woodland Morning," by artist Emma Lazauski