fancy plans

fannishly skoosiepants, also sj goslee. I write things, and books. my ya novels whatever. and how (not) to ask a boy to prom are available now!

[pantstomatch]

My eldest is starting hs in the fall and they’re already starting football camps. He hasn’t even finished 8th grade yet. And here I am also feeling like a freshman bc we have a football parent meeting tonight in “lecture room b” like I know where the fuck anything is in our hs. All the cool parents will automatically know where to go I’m sure. I don’t even know what side of the building to park on. I’m gonna be late and everyone will stare

[thememedaddy]

[kittydealer]

u/Lisachen1218

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting, dilute black (blue)

[brain-wyrm]

"ugh forced marriage? this plot is so toxic"

That's the kink

"they can barely/can't control themself from ravishing their partner? How is that portrayed as ROMANTIC??"

That's the kink

"why is the plot so fixated on how tiny the main character is compared to the love interest?"

Grisps your shoulders so firmly

Buddy you're not gonna believe this

[smolwriter]

i went at not writing island and saw all of you there

[starknstarwars]

Me on not writing island, looking at you on not writing island knowing we’ll both be here tomorrow.

[my-dailydreams]

[odinsblog]

Fairy godmother cranes guide their confused gator godchild back into pond

[amikoroyaiart]

A Harringrove doodle for tonight

[teathattast]

[naamahdarling]

Fuck you I was expecting comedy and now I'm crying?!

This is beautiful.

[faffreux]

My sister got a new kitten and it immediately decided to loaf on a watermelon and bless us with this picture.

[importantcatpics]

[theunsubtleknife]

Sci-fi short stories are so efficient; they take 15 minutes to read and then you think about them for the next 5 years

[bonediggercharleston]

Hey guys, what if *puts the most horrifying mindblowing concept into your head with about 15 pages*

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[valenalentine]

[jayalaw]

Shower!

Though this isn’t a bad idea in terms of inspiration for a summer list…

[blignick]

[orteil42]

Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

[idabbleincrazy]

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

[avoiding-claws]

[asystolle]

NEW GIRL 3.03 - Double Date

[certified-silly-guy]

LOCK IN LOCK IN LOCK IN.