bebba !!

🎪 pathetic little fool 🎪

[bebbabee]

everyone meet champagne [: she's a classy little lady and she loves xmas

[its-emimi]

[futurefishy]

pride flag stamps!

[feel free to use, no credit needed :3 please reblog if you use tho!]

since there are now officially too many of these flags to fit on one tumblr post, and for ease of finding them, i've made a page on my neocities site just for all the web stamps and buttons and things i've made! you can find it here!

✨now available as stickers on my redbubble store✨

[cognitohazardous]

your 'jerking it to the smell of isopropyl alcohol' post has me remembering how i used to be so ashamed of having any sexual desires that i only allowed myself to jack off to the mental image of an arial drone shot of a pine forest

transcendentalism

[memeclassheroes]

[the-reblogging-fish]

[alivehouse]

?? on my post with a recording from a decommissioned satellite

[alivehouse]

Visit Original Link

this iswhat good pussy sounds like

[vyva-melinkolya]

health amd wellness are cults im starting my own mind-body cult where idont c the sun & do just terrible th ngs to my body

[pisshandkerchief]

I find myself thinking "god, I need a cigarette" way too often for someone who doesn't actually smoke. but what can I say. I've been needing a cigarette

[travalicious]

[cybelusreverie]

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

[cybelusreverie]

hmmm ok. fascinating. okay. amazing. and i have to live like this? okay

[space-party]

[mothgirlfemme]

"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't

[agnesandhilda]

shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me

[agnesandhilda]

imagine, if you will, having an adolescent half-crush on someone way older than you, which is also confusingly blurred up with admiration of them as a role model. now imagine that you and that person are in a social environment where it is acceptable to (platonically, consensually) choke someone. I think I was very normal about it considering the circumstances

[agnesandhilda]

she would demonstrate takedowns on her husband (also in the class, and who was not a small man) before we got to try them and the first time I saw her twist him around and down onto the floor like it was easy my entire abdomen clenched

[agnesandhilda]

I cannot stress enough how eager this guy was to be manhandled (womanhandled?) and flipped around by his wife. he was her de facto guinea pig whenever she got to teach and I never saw him unenthusiastic about it. he'd set himself up for a joint lock fully smiling. the other adults in the class occasionally teased him about it (being so quick to let your wife put you in a submission hold tends to raise a few eyebrows), and I always kind of wanted to defend him but what would I have said? like, don't worry. I won't judge you. I also like being pinned down by your wife

[draculaisagothwizzard-deactivat]

That last sentance really hits ya like a psychosexually formative takedown

[agnesandhilda]

[bedupolker]

I've never wanted to have sex with an airplane but I think it's cool how some people want to have sex with airplanes. I think the world is a richer and more colorful place for it.

[twinsfawn]

best review of perverts is when hayden was playing housofpsychoticwomn on a loop on IG live and her sister came in and said something along the lines of “can you play something else, this is starting to make me hallucinate”

[lovely-v]

okay okay i can close some tabs i don't need this google image search of "pear trees"....well you never know actually

[whoresomewhining]

[pinkblanc]

[okloufacts]

this is borderline sexual