Stalking little blonds

I'm a shark I'm a shark Suck my dick I'm a shark independent roleplay blog for the noise that erased Rhyme idkwhati'mdoing Current M!Anon: NOTHING

[bebopshark]

[EATS ALL BLONDS]

[bebopshark]

Kicks Bebop away

[SWIMS CLOSER TO THE BLOND]

[ARE YOU OFFERING YOUR FOOT ME ME? BLOND FOOT. I AM THE FOOT LORD]

[SACRIFICIAL BLONDE FEET COME TO ME]

[bebopshark]

[BEBOP’S HEALTH IS DEPLETING THANKS TO THE APPLE ATTACK]

[WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT THE FUCK STOP THAT RIGHT NOW YOU ARE A BLOND YOU ARE HERE FOR ONE REASON AND THAT IS TO SATIATE MY HUNGER]

[raimu-bitou-a]

Rhyme runs out of apples in her immediate area. Fuck, now what? She looks around and climbs a little higher.

"I thought you were hungry, Shark." Throws more apples.

[bebopshark]

[STATIC INTENSIFIES]

[FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NOT AGAIN I CAN'T]

[SHARK HP AT 10%]

[WE MUST PROTECT OUR SHARKS AT ALL COSTS]

[BUT IT WAS TOO LATE BEBOP HAD BEEN ERASED AND NOTHING BUT HIS SHRIEKS OF AGONY MIXED WITH STATIC COULD BE HEARD AS IN HIS PLACE SAT YOUR WINNINGS]

[5K YEN PIN x3]

[GO 2 HELL x1]

[GO 2 HELL YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF BLONDE HE'LL RISE ONCE AGAIN]

[bebopshark]

[TIPS FEDORA]

[M'BLONDE]

[bebopshark]

Kicks Bebop away

[SWIMS CLOSER TO THE BLOND]

[ARE YOU OFFERING YOUR FOOT ME ME? BLOND FOOT. I AM THE FOOT LORD]

[SACRIFICIAL BLONDE FEET COME TO ME]

[bebopshark]

[……..]

[……………….]

[FUCK THE LANDSHARK’S ONLY KNOWN WEAKNESS]

[THE LAND TREE]

[CIRCLING AROUND THE TREE INTENSIFIES]

[raimu-bitou-a]

"I appreciate your intense "affections" but you’re being too forceful with my gentle heart."

Begins systematically throwing the apples at him.

"I think you need to go on a vegetarian diet."

[bebopshark]

[BEBOP'S HEALTH IS DEPLETING THANKS TO THE APPLE ATTACK]

[WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT THE FUCK STOP THAT RIGHT NOW YOU ARE A BLOND YOU ARE HERE FOR ONE REASON AND THAT IS TO SATIATE MY HUNGER]

[bebopshark]

  [[̍̆͋G̀ͫ̓͒ͣÖ̧̏͌͛D͒ͯͮ͜ ̊̚ČA͛͗͏N̶ͤN̡̓̔Ő̷̊ͯT̸̏ͨ ̢͂͐ͬ̄̄̆Ŝ҉A̽͛ͤ̔ͮ̉̐҉V́͊̓̊Ë̒ͥ̔ͫ̚ ̛̏̊ͦ̏͂YO̷ͭ̒̚U̓ͥͣ͒ͧ ͒͛̇͛Nͩ̿O̊ͧ̔̔͆͞W̨͒͛̌̐̾̽ ̂̏͊̓͠T̵̂̓H͟E̓̏ͦ͠R̍ͫ̎̈́̎͊҉E̷̒̓ͦͭͧ͋ ̧̎̈́ͥ̓I̒̃͐ͮ̆S̸ͤ̽ͨ̐ ̏̃Ö́̚̕N̵LYͬ́ ̷ͨ̏́̉̋͌̏D̀͗̋ͮE̵ͭ́ĂͣͩŢ̇Hͫͨ͘ ̄by shark]

[alonelyangelofhell-blog]

OH GOD HE’S COMING FOR ME

help me

[bebopshark]

[IT'D BE EASIER IF YOU DIDN'T GET "HELP" JUST OFFER YOURSELF TO ME]

[EMBRACE THE INEVITABLE] 

[E M B R A C E   D E A T H]

[bebopshark]

Fusion Shark rips apart all the blondes

[.......]

[fuck]

[BEBOP BOWS DOWN TO THE FUSION SHARK OVERLORD]

CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP

[WHATEVER YOU WISH MIGHTY FUSION]

[UNTIL THE BEBOPS RISE AND OVERTHROW YOU HAHAHAHAHHA]

[bebopshark]

Kicks Bebop away

[SWIMS CLOSER TO THE BLOND]

[ARE YOU OFFERING YOUR FOOT ME ME? BLOND FOOT. I AM THE FOOT LORD]

[SACRIFICIAL BLONDE FEET COME TO ME]

[raimu-bitou-a]

"Sorry, I’m not for sale." Rhyme hits him with her bell necklace and absconds up a tree.

[bebopshark]

[........]

[...................]

[FUCK THE LANDSHARK'S ONLY KNOWN WEAKNESS]

[THE LAND TREE]

[CIRCLING AROUND THE TREE INTENSIFIES]

[bebopshark]

Kicks Bebop away

[SWIMS CLOSER TO THE BLOND]

[ARE YOU OFFERING YOUR FOOT ME ME? BLOND FOOT. I AM THE FOOT LORD]

[SACRIFICIAL BLONDE FEET COME TO ME]

[alonelyangelofhell-blog]

oh my god bebopshark is online,

god save me they are amazing.

[bebopshark]

[[̍̆͋G̀ͫ̓͒ͣÖ̧̏͌͛D͒ͯͮ͜ ̊̚ČA͛͗͏N̶ͤN̡̓̔Ő̷̊ͯT̸̏ͨ ̢͂͐ͬ̄̄̆Ŝ҉A̽͛ͤ̔ͮ̉̐҉V́͊̓̊Ë̒ͥ̔ͫ̚ ̛̏̊ͦ̏͂YO̷ͭ̒̚U̓ͥͣ͒ͧ ͒͛̇͛Nͩ̿O̊ͧ̔̔͆͞W̨͒͛̌̐̾̽ ̂̏͊̓͠T̵̂̓H͟E̓̏ͦ͠R̍ͫ̎̈́̎͊҉E̷̒̓ͦͭͧ͋ ̧̎̈́ͥ̓I̒̃͐ͮ̆S̸ͤ̽ͨ̐ ̏̃Ö́̚̕N̵LYͬ́ ̷ͨ̏́̉̋͌̏D̀͗̋ͮE̵ͭ́ĂͣͩŢ̇Hͫͨ͘ ̄by shark]

[bebopshark]

[ALRIGHT LET ME KISS YOUR ASS]

[JUST GET A LITTLE CLOSER YEAH]

[FUCKING DELICIOUS] 

[secret-reaper]

{ DISGUSTING. SO DISGUSTING. }

{ GET YOUR TONGUE AWAY FROM ME, LOSER. }

[bebopshark]

[TONGUE INTENSIFIES]

CHOMP CHOMP BITE CHOMP CHOMP

[C'MON DON'T MAKE IT DIFFICULT JUST GET IN AND SOON YOU'LL FEEL AMAZING because you'll have no limbs and be dead]

[bebopshark]

Swing Shark comes out of nowhere and punches Bebop in the face "STOP EATING MY LIL BLONDES"

[YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT THE SHARK WITH THE BIGGEST DICK HORN IS THE ONE WHO HAS REIGN ON THE BLONDES ON THE STREETS]

[bebopshark]

[MK8 TIME INTENSIFIES WITH THE secret-reaper]

[TURNS OUT FINS ARE NOT GOOD WITH TILT CONTROLS]

[secret-reaper]

   { KOKO IS THE WINNER, FOREVER. }

   { KISS MY ASS. }

[bebopshark]

[ALRIGHT LET ME KISS YOUR ASS]

[JUST GET A LITTLE CLOSER YEAH]

[FUCKING DELICIOUS] 

[bebopshark]

[MK8 TIME INTENSIFIES WITH THE secret-reaper]

[TURNS OUT FINS ARE NOT GOOD WITH TILT CONTROLS]

[bebopshark]

Briza Sindey: "Oh my fucking god, it's a shark on land. Still better then Sharknado, at least."

[THE FUCK YOU SAY ABOUT SHARKNADO?]

[dangers-and-magic]

"…Yep, I’m going to kill someone now."

[bebopshark]

[PERFECT]

[SAVES ME THE PREP TIME ON MY FOOD]

[bebopshark]

[WHAT A COINCI-FUCKING-DENCE]

[JUMP INTO MY MOUTH AND I FIX BOTH OF OUR PROBLEMS]

[BEBOP INTENSIFIES]

[notmyphones]

WHAT THE—!?!?

[bebopshark]

[THE FUCK YOU WAITING FOR ORANGIELOCKS GET IN MY MOUTH I DON"T HAVE ALL FUCKING DAY]

[SALIVATING INTENSIFIES]

[bebopshark]

Briza Sindey: "Oh my fucking god, it's a shark on land. Still better then Sharknado, at least."

[THE FUCK YOU SAY ABOUT SHARKNADO?]

[notmyphones]

So… hungry.

[bebopshark]

[WHAT A COINCI-FUCKING-DENCE]

[JUMP INTO MY MOUTH AND I FIX BOTH OF OUR PROBLEMS]

[BEBOP INTENSIFIES]