Beca Serendipity

Piercings, Orange Hair, Lipstick, Cats, Marvel, Halloween, Feminism and Metal

[bellblake]

URL Inspired Gifset for @bellamyblake-kru!

[cocvino]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

that’s keeping things in perspective

[personalwithelena]

Killmonger and T’Challa: fist fighting behind the counter.

M’Baku: can I get a waffle please? Can I please get a waffle??

[lyraeon]

Upon second viewing, I have definitely concluded that Guardians of the Galaxy is even better when you imagine it as a tabletop campaign with an increasingly frustrated DM who’s sick of being interrupted.

[patrickat]

GM: “Roll 2d10.” Peter: “Red high. Twelve.” GM: “You have 12 percent of a plan.”

[lyraeon]

The entire prison break scene was just Rocket’s player rolling knowledge checks on every turn until something worked.

[thischarmingmothman]

When Drax’s player said, “I go into the phone booth and call Ronan to Knowhere”, the DM stared open-mouthed for a minute, then called break time. The rest of the party was speechless.

Pretty much just in general, Drax’s player is one of those people who thinks Chaotic Neutral means “throws self at shit for the lulz” and is really fortunate he didn’t have many other opportunities to derail the campaign.

Gamora’s player gets really exasperated by the entirety of the campaign. They rolled a character with a tragic backstory and clear hooks to the villain to expand on, and had no idea that everyone else was going to be so silly. It leads to begging the party to just once execute a normal plan because look at Gamora’s stealth bonus, this min/maxed assassin needs a chance to use her abilities, please.

Rocket’s a skill monkey who, if not for Drax’s grand display of idiocy, would have gladly derailed the campaign with absurd plans.

Groot was a joke idea someone came up with that people ended up liking too much.

Ronan’s confusion when Star Lord began dancing was the DM’s confusion verbatim.

The DM now vetoes Chaotic Neutral characters on principle.

[death-by-lulz]

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

[safelyendangered]

[death-by-lulz]

Saddest story ever told

[lulz-time]

Who came up with kisses? The very first kiss must have really been creepy.

What are you doing to my face?

Just trust me on this one

[becaserendipity]

[4gifs]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

[death-by-lulz]

when you text somebody for the first time and their texting style is completely different from yours

[comicbookfilms]

Long live the King.

[flutterdashrainbowshy-blog]

[bury-your-pasttt]

Not sure if I need sex, affection, vodka, a friend to talk with, to punch something, or all of the above.

[brownpropaganda-deactivated2015]

[ulibeanzz]

I love sleeping so much cuz you don’t have to worry about anything when ur asleep. feeling a lil insecure in ur relationship? not when ur sleeping. got to do taxes but don’t know how? that doesn’t matter in naptown. the moon is plummeting into hyrule in 3 days? SIKE u don’t gotta think bout any of that if ur asleep, who cares

[mutablerising]

[justkatherinetheokay]

[were-friends-now-that-ive-deact]

IT WAS FUNNY AND THEN IT WASNT