Let's face it. Without our shows, we're nothing.

Ashley. USA. Cup-of-fucks forever empty. Welcome to the clusterfuck. My Masterlist

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Good morning!

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Dude. It is 8:22 am and I am already sick of men.

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Good morning! I'm still thinking about the sammich I had for supper last night. I want it again noooooooowwwwww

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Hello!

Sorry I've been so mia lately!!! July is a very busy month lol and my brain is mush. I hope you've been wonderful!

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Good morning! ;)

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BILL IS SO FUCKING UGLY

This is in reference to True Blood. I typed that and then was like wait my bestie boo is married to a Bill I should clarify. Even though we have talked bout this at length.

So yeah anyways I just started True Blood again.

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good mooooorrrrrrrniiiiiinggg!!!

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Hiiiiii it is currently 11:24 pm on Sunday and it is 90° kill me please.

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Hello. I just made a rule that if it has kahlua its a morning drink.

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Hello good morning i don't knooooooowwww 😭😭😭 I am not a fan

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Hello! I made salted maple espresso martinis and I would like 14 more please and thanks.

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Morning friend!

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