Knock-off McNuggets

19. Ontario. I like cats and puns. Follow my Instagram- petencherd Meghan Ann

[basketcase1982]

whoever keeps putting the cheshire cat on disney villains merchandise….. damn you. damn you, to hell. i hate you. he is NOT a villain. heis fucking. just a weird little stupid creature. fuck you. FROLLO deserves that spot. FROLLO . this is a warning. re evaluate. or die. this post was made by Catholic gang

[suspected-spinozist]

My favorite ever pronoun story has to be one of my German professor’s. He fondly remembers being mugged by a gang of teenagers in Dresden, who used Sie (formal you) the entire time.  

[ask-sparkling-awesomeness]

HAND OVER THE WALLET MY GOOD SIR

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

dude honestly...............radioactive.....radioactive....

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[starfleetbisexual]

this was your father’s lightsaber. actually, one of his many lightsabers because he kept dropping or destroying them. but this is the one i took from him when he was burning to death on a lava bank. don’t kill any younglings with it.

[trashemoji]

me, tossing mediocre content into the internet void: Validate Me

[relishboi]

as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years

[relishboi]

this picture literally is divine influence

[hminteresting]

The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank

[relishboi]

this reply completely knocked the wind out of me

[lesless]

New species of bat found, Niumbaha superba, and it’s adorable.

[lesless]

Oh wow! I’m glad people are as excited about animals as I am. Here’s some additional photos. Fun fact: this bat is so different from others that a new genus was created!

[lieutenantfish]

new bat!

[giantwalkingdeathray]

BEE BAT

[deebott]

Bumble bat

[sofire-almond]

@ylissean-manakete

[powerarmor]

me: humanity is awful i can’t believe this there is no goodness or love

me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live

[assgod]

Before I am fuckable, before I am rideable, I am kissable and most importantly lovable

[chikier]

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

[thetomska]

similarly whenever anyone says “excuse me” reply with “you’re excused” and respond to “i’m sorry” with “you will be”

[la-laborista-republiko]

[kitch-n-sync]

Me, taking my pants off at the store to bring home two gallons of Arizona tea

[wholesome-friend-memes]

[vecherion]

[mastergir]

the fucking slapping noise is incredible

[drkarayua]

This is unsettling.

[tooiconic]

1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN

[toadschooled]

[tooiconic]

The look on the red toad’s fucking face I can’t breathe

[pussylightlytoasted]

ITS ABOUT TO BE A WHAT

TOAD FIGHT

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[beaswellgirl]

I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight: 

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person. 

Oh and then there’s this:

this entire episode 

[someclevermoniker]

never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Uncle Gordon

[nitramaraho]

here have a second video of the ones that missed the cut for part one

[prussiandragon]

This is such a weird mix of some of my favorite vines and ones I’ve never seen before and I love it

[nitramaraho]

glad you like it

[shygirlacademy]

can u believe that red lipstick lip sync vine lady and TAMPONS brother vine guy are married now