because I know you really wanted to know, right?

Shannon, New York, older than you. raised by tv.obsessed with people, places, and things. often caught posting about comedy, music, tv - but mostly funny ladies i love.

[weazlibs]

I feel like we should be married already. Yes. Right?

[jinxinator]

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[becauseyoureallywantedtoknow]

job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

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[beachdeath]

tbh i couldn’t give less of a fuck if taylor swift was or was not fully aware of the lyrical content of “famous” beforehand because kanye west used a depiction of her naked body in his music video without her consent like, game over, go to jail, do not pass go. do not collect $200

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[dilfmage]

The accuracy

[francescajohnson]

“What is that indefinable quality that makes an actor a star? Jessie Mueller, who won a Tony in 2014 for her performance in “Beautiful: The Carole King Musical,” helped me once again answer this question. Whenever she was onstage in “Waitress,” the new Broadway musical based on the 2007 Adrienne Shelly movie, I wanted time to stop so that her performance would never have to end… the show’s heart is earned through the beauty and integrity of Mueller’s work.”

[thehappysorceress]

We don’t deserve Samantha Bee, but I’m so grateful she’s there for us, anyway.

“Again? Again. - Full Frontal with Samantha Bee”

[glamorousladies-blog]

Laura Benanti attends the 70th Annual Tony Awards at The Beacon Theatre on June 12, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for Tony Awards Productions)

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[becauseyoureallywantedtoknow]

what she says: I'm fine

what she means: What the fuck kind of custody arrangement does The Parent Trap family have? Whose idea was it to take one kid each and never speak to each other again? Never even tell the daughter they're raising that they're a twin? Nobody hates their ex-spouse that much, and if you do you definitely don't want that person raising one of your kids. Why are the extended family and friends going along with this? Were they sworn to secrecy? Why? How did they choose who would take which twin? Did they both just have a clear favorite? How do you not eat yourself alive with guilt over a decision like that? Why did they make it in the first place? Did a judge make the decision? Who the fuck was THAT guy? Either the family in The Parent Trap have some incredibly dark secrets that weren't explored in the movies (original or remake) or they're the worst "good" parents in fictional family history.

[brittany-murphy]

[brimalandro]

MOOD ig: titusssawthis

[heytinafey]

a tribute to jenny slate on talk shows 

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[catsbeaversandducks]

By Karen Zack (@teenybiscuit)

[chescaleigh]

I love this meme so much. It’s just missing my favorite 

[standpoor]

being an adult is just running around getting one thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done and also eating whatever you want but feeling really guilty about it