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Pitch Perfect standard edition DVD Director: Jason Moore
Released: September 28, 2012
Includes: 1 disc of feature film.
Britt's been posting 2016 throwbacks on insta lately, and I made a very undignified noise on public transit when I saw Anna in the background of this one
I have returned from my hunt with some good, nutritious memes for the feast 💪
pp memes #1 / pp memes #2 / pp memes #3 / pp memes #4 / pp memes #5 / pp memes #6 / pp memes #7 / pp memes #8 / pp memes #9 / bechloe memes #1 / bechloe memes #2
same, beca. same
I'm having way too much fun making these.
"people are allowed to dislike things"
WRONG. NO ONE is allowed to dislike Chloe Beale.
someone take away my internet access
mind you this is just beca mitchell taking a breather before she accepts a prestigious lifetime achievement award....oh and photo credits to her wife, chloe beale
Pitch Perfect fans come get y'all juice 🧃
pp memes #1
bechloe memes
thinking about chloe watching carefully as the DSM leader towers over beca, her blonde hair slicked perfectly into a bun. chloe’s expression falters as the woman pokes fun at beca’s height.
chloe spends the rest of the night wondering what’s so great about her. how was she making beca stumble over her words? why was beca talking all about how tall and beautiful she is?
that’s how chloe ended up in amy’s bed, holding back sniffles as amy rubs confidence on her.
amy tells chloe no—no, you don’t need to dye your hair blonde.
well 🧍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.
Had an idea for a bechloe AU based on the movie Blended. If you’ve seen the movie, Chloe would play Drew Barrymore’s role - the divorced mom balancing her career, raising two energetic sons, and sharing custody with her loser ex-husband. Beca would play Adam Sandler’s role - the widowed parent struggling to raise three girls, including a teenager trying to figure out who she wants to be. Canon would dictate that she was previously married to Jesse, but I like the idea of her being more the “dad/husband” in the relationship and being with someone who was more feminine and nurturing than her - so I might sacrifice Emily for the sake of the story (sorry, but sometimes we have to do sad things). It also works because a major plot point is Beca learning to move on and love again while still honoring her late wife’s legacy (a callback to Emily’s nickname in the films).
Chloe’s best friend and business partner is of course Aubrey, who is secretly dating Stacie - who also happens to be Beca’s boss at Conrad’s Sporting Goods. Beca is still musically talented - her and Emily met through music - but she hasn’t been able to bring herself to make a mix since her wife died. (She’s also a former softball player, so managing a Sporting Goods store made sense.) So when they are forced together on the African vacation, Beca never expects to hear Chloe sing, or that it would make her feel things she never thought she’d feel again.
Of course other PP characters would be sprinkled throughout, I’m thinking Fat Amy as Beca’s coworker, maybe Cynthia Rose and her wife as the overly affectionate couple that ends up sitting at the table with Beca and Chloe’s families at the resort.
Has a Blended AU been done yet? And would anyone actually be interested in reading it? (If I ever eventually do write it)