Writing about that raccoon life

[hoko-onchi-writes]

I bet young Ilya Rozanov never thought he’d get slapped in the face with that tism rizz and he would be so fucking cooked.

This man has eight of the same shirt and five of the same hoodie. This man memorizes hockey stats for fun. This man will have a cold ginger ale. This man will look awkwardly at the camera with a smile like he wants to incinerate himself in every wet t-shirt contest sports drink ad his mom books for him. This man will take everything you say absolutely literally. That’s French, Ilya. You just said a French word and we’re talking about Russian, are you unfamiliar with your own language. This man takes three days to recognize a social cue. And ten years to name an emotion. You’ll tell him you like him in the most roundabout way and you’ll think you NAILED it, and he’ll promptly have a panic attack on your dick. When he names that emotion finally? He’ll be absolutely relentless and will not stand down; he’s had an emotion and he knows you have one, too. By that point, there’s no escape. He’s imprinted on you and is starting to ovulate in your vicinity. He will bludgeon you with adorable nerd and insatiable ass. And his oral fixation is so mighty he’ll suck your remaining brain cells out through your dick.

This man drives a Range Rover because it’s good in the snow. This man does a loon call. This man will make you eight cheeseburgers. Buddy it’s over for you.

[oh-good]

Neil Gaiman: *creating a new beloved character*

Neil Gaiman: I shall bestow upon this one the highest honor I can give...

Neil Gaiman: *gives them a really bitchin' coat*

[noodles-07]

I think there’s something so inherently human about the reaction to Techno’s death. We cried, we sat in disbelief, and then we created. There’s so much art already out there, barely 24 hours after the announcement, celebrating everything he did for us and telling him to rest easy, saying so long in our own little way be that drawing or writing stupid little posts like this one. And supporting each other. Telling other people in the fandom that it’s okay, their grief is valid, we’ll get through this hand in loveable hand. We’re collectively mourning and in a sad little way I think that’s beautiful. That 12 million people around the world can mourn the same man, in millions of different ways from millions of different places, because of how much he mattered. I think that’s what mourning is. People coming together to say goodbye, to say rest easy and so long and I hope god did hesitate and the universe said I love you in as many different ways as we know to articulate.

[beansprean]

This dynamic is what I live for

[becuas-why-not]

I just wanna say that although I really liked Jungle Cruise and really appreciate that McGregor is LGBTQ, I would have been a lot MORE appreciative if him and Frank had been the love part. I'm not saying I'm calling them cowards but I am calling them cowards.

Lilly is a strong independent woman who don't need no man.

[housesoftheholymp3-deactivated2]

how did we live before the 🥺 emoji. like how the fuck did we communicate

[kiiingsnake]

dads the same in all universes 

[wooteena]

i find it so funny to imagine non mcyt fans in different fandoms seeing dsmp/origins smp fanart out if context because so many of the skins are just characters from other media or look dangerously similar to characters from other media

like "oh yeah theres kisuke urahara, tweek, and dave strider crossover fanart. weird but ok."

"why is lancer from deltarune an inch tall"

[jadetuin]

"Why did they make Jotaro a furry"

[wooteena]

oh my fucking god i forgot about the fox

[becuas-why-not]

Thank you so much acespades15 for the wonderful drawing of Tommy, Sam, and Fran based off my fic!!!

I love it a lot, it means a lot to me🥰

Oh and please let me know if I'm not crediting correctly!

[becuas-why-not]

I can't believe someone added my fic to a collection, what they heck, is it that ok!?! I really don't feel that great at writing guys lol

[becuas-why-not]

Next chapter is gonna include catching a sneaky doggo, using Tommy as a lure lol. And maybe some 🎶Tommy purs🎶

But who knows, I'm a whimsical author :D

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Hehe

[texas-hates-taxes-too]

[neko-mancy]

hate when theyre like. *unfounds your family*

[becuas-why-not]

Wowsers my dudes, my latest chapter in Rabies just got like 100 more kudos in 24 hours that's pretty cray

[idalus]

raccooninnit has infiltrated vilbur daily doodles

[becuas-why-not]

I'll tell ya I thought about making the end of chapter 18 Tommy transforming into a human and lunging to hug Sam. But I feel like I have a better idea probably, maybe, who knows.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Also I figured it out, yaaayy

[karda]

been thinkin bout raccooninnit lately

[deathbypickles]

interviewer: you are straight

kermit: 😐

[unclefather]

This line of questioning absolutely killed me