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[kylethedivine]

[2000ish]

Mario Party. Ruining Friendships Since 1998.

[bedsmadesweaterson]

My morning.

[bedsmadesweaterson]

My life revolves around goop (at Mill Yard)

[bizarro-report-deactivated20171]

[hellyeahgoosebumps]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

(becomes a divorce lawyer who finalizes all the documents with this)

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[tyhplosion]

an animal crossing villager: adabladbaj? akdnuifmanfm!

me:

[kidhiu]

can’t wait to have my bachelors degree and never have to think again

[law-of-abstraction]

❈ Grim Aesthetics ❈

[trisomylazarus]

[xbunnyclawsx]

[vivienvalentino]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) dir. Michel Gondry 

[hanajibu]

[bedsmadesweaterson]

A few examples of my terminal foot-in-mouth disease

"Where the hell are you, in a squat?" "No, that's my house"

"Why do you have your hand over your heart? Doing the pledge?" "No, I have tachycardia, I'm going to the ER."

"Girl why are you talking like that, what did you have a stroke?" "Yes, last night."

"Did you see that hilarious dorky children's musician out there today?" "Who, my dad?"

"FINALLY I'm out of that boooring lecture" "Shhh, that's the speaker right over there."

"I once heard someone say a horrible racial slur. They were like 'oh look, there's a X"' (Black man rounds the corner)

[bedsmadesweaterson]

70's rainbow aesthetic 🌈

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

people in high school used to call me "succulent tendril" due to my habit of sprouting rather succulent tendrils from my body that classmates could pick and consume, to their endless delight

[bedsmadesweaterson]

u good?