Platinum God Uttertastic

Jason Vorhizzel

[slimetony]

https://www.etsy.com/listing/537110326/good-night-white-pride-garfield-kicking?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=garfield&ref=sr_gallery-1-41

[slimetony]

*doing a tarot card reading* uh oh… this guy has a sword… better watch out for that…

[kermitlesbian]

this is thanos’s skinny cousin thinos

[sunfortune]

Mariah kill this clown

[pussylipgloss]

uptown funk made me sexually attracted to bruno mars…….

[woodmeat]

stop!!!

[woodmeat]

wait a minute

[woodmeat]

fill my butt put some liquor in it!

[ripndipcl]

[dinobot]

when i was like 9 i asked my mom what a fetish was and she said “uh..um..its when you love something a lot” and i told her i had a fetish for video games and she just said “no. you dont”

[island-delver-go]

Called out for being a fake gamer by your own mom? Brutal

[adrianshidden]

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

[adrianshidden]

[coolboyclub-deactivated20140628]

The last time I went to Jamaica, a Nigerian cab driver told me and my mom that his sister gave birth to a fully clothed baby. Shoes and all.

[shinyv]

how to draw ike

start with a face

the headband is an important feature, also give him an ear

now do his hair and the rest of the headband

jk it is solid snake

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

[pukicho]

here I drew this

[lordfordida]

incredible!!!!!!!!!! id love to see more

[pukicho]

okay

[splendidland]

Good Morning Everyone.

[slimetony]

[relishboi]

[amateur7373]

What’s the mood after seeing Infinity War

[ruinedchildhood]

[gumtooth]

Ripley’s Believe It Or Not: she cute

[gumtooth]

today has been rough. hopefully ripley can help ease some of your anxiety and bring a little brightness to your day

[distinguishedbaloney]

[rockerj881]

Starlord: Is Footloose still the greatest movie ever?

Spiderman: It never was.

Starlord: