Beebonic_Plague

Call me Lee Any pronouns - genderfluid

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Afab? More like afabulous icon

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Ppl be like ‘I love your skin it looks so nice today!’ Like wtf you gonna do man, steal it?

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Me: Oh, no, I’m not sensitive or insecure.

*someone tells me something very small about me that they don’t like*

Me: everyone hates me. No one genuinely enjoys hanging out with me.

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People always say ‘fake it till you make it’ but whenever I fake it I never make it.

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Nike can be pronounced nice

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Are baby bottoms really that smooth

I feel like they’d be pretty disgusting.

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My level of spitefulness is saying ‘les you’ instead of bless you.

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Unless something literally changes my life I will not rate it 5 stars.

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Americans be like: I wanna ass you a question

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Some people like chains because they represent being chained to a way of life and breaking free or something deep like our mortality but I like them bc shiney

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I have a tendency to repeat words or phrases when I don’t know what to say or didn’t properly hear the person, and that leads to fun scenarios:

Person: good job.

Me: Good job!!!

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Person: yeah we were talking about small pox in class.

Me: Smallpox!

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Person: I gotta turn on the oven or this won’t bake. 

Me: Oven!

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What if I went to the hair salon wearing my Hatsune Miku wig. Would they notice? Would we sit in mutual silence while they tried to figure out why there was so much hot glue and yarn in my hair?

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Man I can REALLY feel my right eyebrow today.

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I know it’s time for me to go to bed because I just tried to add 4 and Tuesday together and it took me a solid minute to realize they weren’t compatible.

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If human beings discovered resurrection or a second life after death I strongly believe the phrase ‘YOLO’ would either die out or become ‘NYOLO’

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Absolutely none of the high school movies I watched have prepared me for a year of remote learning and a global pandaramic.