lord, beer me strength

Hey there cool cat, I'm Sam. Welcome to me tumbles theythem / big meat

[milo-hypno]

I'm certain this is on Tumblr somewhere, but I haven't seen it around, so I'm sharing it myself

[gmailconstruct]

primordial soup

[armengoldira]

Guy freezes his hair and it stands tall.

[coughloop]

Guy freezes his hair and it stands tall.

[morwentrouble]

sound on for his adorable gremlin giggles and commentary in a lovely accent

[mikkeneko]

[swarnpert]

*right clicks on you*

[swarnpert]

*views your properties*

[gummiehell]

[sodiumvaporss]

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

[parasitoidism]

Line read that keeps me up at night

[pinejay]

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

[chuckletons]

just made the best non-looping gif i think

[chuckletons]

[chuckletons]

i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

[redtextedquotes]

Everybody looking at this post

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[godsarecrazy]

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

[tigerator]

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[maculategiraffe]

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[ilovecats4ever]

[indigosfindings]

my uncle who doesnt work at nintendo told me nothing

[hotvampireadjacent]

[bananaquilava]

[maxknightley]

the sad thing about the episode where squidward teaches an art class is that spongebob receives greater recognition despite having no creative vision. his work is technically impressive, but his otherwise powerful imagination fails him, and thus he churns out derivative slop. the thomas kincaid of the sea.

[maxknightley]

perhaps it is inevitable that a young man who views minimum wage toil as A Calling would, without even realizing it, fall prey to reactionary narratives of what makes art "great." spongebob would be the perfect fascist subject - but a fascist state, ironically, could never accept him, since he is effeminate and physically weak

[ajthebumblebee]

[uvuvus]

[todaysbird]

a typical example of a juvenile turkey vulture perched next to a leucistic adult turkey vulture. leucism is a lack of pigmentation in feathers; it can be throughout the full body, or distributed in patches, like in this bird.

[sleaterkinnie-deactivated202412]

did you know george costanza is a killer in criminal minds

[sleaterkinnie-deactivated202412]

colonel sanders unplucked lacefront glasses not even over the ears number one killer in america

[sleaterkinnie-deactivated202412]

this place is crazy you people make me feel insane