Intrusive thoughts

*Basically just me and my very weird and concerning thoughts...and shit I find funny*

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Dear whoever tf in their right mind decided to have a crush on me,

Even if you think it's pretty obvious you're interested, I'm still gonna make you spell it out...just to make sure I'm right

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Still fighting a losing battle

What even is the point anymore who'd give a fuck, No one would even cry

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More random shit ppl have said

Year 13: Btw what's your sexuality? Me: Gay...and asexual Year 13: Oh I honestly thought you were bi 😅, wait what's asexual again? Me: It's like I don't really feel sexual attraction to most people, Yr 13: Oh...I feel bad for anyone who dates you then bc you're so hot..Oh god I really need to stop rizzing up year 9s Me: That's a good idea..but I'll take the compliment!

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Hey, can I ask you a question...just hypothetical.

If you never saw me again...how would you feel?

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Nah fr tho, I just say 'Slay' & hope for the best XD

-Found off Quora

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Weird/hilarious/random shit my friends have said

Friend 1: Yk how I have British citizenship? So if everyone who is older than me & has British citizenship dies, I could become queen. Me: Haha, I shall help you go on a mass murd...hold up but then you'd have to kill D. Friend 1: Oh...oh well, they can die as long as I'd get to be queen.😇 Friend 2: I'm half dead and just want the sweet embrace of darkness..I think I mean sleep but I'm not too picky. Me: HOL UP...I could hit you over the head with a shovel..may not work but eh

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oml me and my friends are really something

*In a 2 dollar store, walking towards the fake flowers* Friend: *Turns to me* What's your favourite colour? Me: ..Black Friend: *Sees there are not black flowers* Uh, pick another one Me: (In my head) *You want me to pick another favoruite colour???* Purple Friend: *Grabs rose and gets down on a knee* Me: Fucking gayest thing I've seen today XD Dunnp why I found this funny

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Note to self: DON'T gulp down hot coffee

Me: *Sipping well, GULPING steaming coffee* OUCH, that's hot Friend: Did you expect to be cold??? Me: Yess?????

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Things I really wanted to say but didn't for my own sanity

Acquaintance (Unsure if we're friends or not): If your friend doesn't come to the service meetings you can always sit with me and my friends Me: *You have...friends?* Father (slightly joking-sarcastic): Me and my wife were talking this morning, not fighting Me:*Didn't know talking included excessive amounts of volume*

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Me: *Wearing pants at school* Peoples reactions:

Friend 1: Nice pants btw Friend 2: Ayee, someones gayy Friend 3: *Side eye* * Bit later: Friend 3: girl you look more gay than usual Me: Than USUAL? Friend 4: You look good Friend 5: ooooooooo, i wanna get the pants now Classmate: So are you like...gay now? Friend 6: slay sista My goddamn best friend: You look even more stupid than in a skirt🤣

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My friends are so psychotic man

Friend: Do you think I could land a triple spin in the air? Me: Hell to the fuck no, remember last time you just tried to..erm 'jump' Friend: Yea, but this is a spin not a jump Me: Wa..? What's the differe-HOLD UP WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING Friend: ......Trying to do it from a tree.. Me: Get tf down from there NOW Friend: Oh I'll be fine don't worry *FYI they did NOT end up fine*

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I feel so bad everytime this happens

Someone/friend/classmate: Hey so...I like you and was wondering if you'd go out with me Me: I'm really sorry but I'm only interested in platonic relationships atm. Person: What's that? Me: Oh it's when I don't really feel a romantic connection with someone, basically like an affectionate friendship of sorts. Person: Yea but why wouldn't you want a romantic relationship? Me: Erm....I do but I just can't???? Person: Omfg that's just an excuse, fi you want to feel something you can MAKE your mind feel it. Me: Really wished it worked like that but sadly...no

Find it hilarious how little of my friends know this about me

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I swear being gay is confusing af-also not me going off on another rant 🙃

Some of my friends I can: Fake makeout with, call sexy, pretend to act like I want to hook up, pin to a wall, cuddle for an hour, say I love you or even just hug and it'd be friendly and clear that neither of us actually have those feelings But SOME of my other friends I: Say they're really pretty, or end a message with xxxx, or hell even high five and it'd be weird There's no similarities between the 2 sides either, my brain just subconsciously does that So yea

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Being a dancer is hilarious

Me: *Gets a new pair of pointe shoes, and starts cutting it, and bending it* Friend: Why tf are you wrecking your shoes? Me: Hmm? Oh, I need to break them so they fit my feet Friend: Why don't you just get the right size...BREAK THEM? Me: Mhmm, exactly *Gives no actual explanation cuz it was too darn funny*

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What gave you trust issues?

someone: My trauma Someoen else: My toxic parents Me: FUCKING MATHS, WHO DECICDED TO ADD THE FUCKING ALPHABET TO SOMETHIGN THAT WAS ALREADY CONFUSING ENOUGH AND THEN MY FRIEND HAS THE AUDACITY TO TRY AND EXPLAIN MATHS USING FOOOD NO

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Not me being an emo child again 🙃

I hate 'When someone says: If you need to talk to anyone feel free to message me!' Or 'if you're ever lonely we can always hang out.' But I didn't need to Until 2 months later, when we drifted apart So now I won't text you, if I do feel lonely I'll deal with it, If I'm upset I'll cry it off The trust I had in you is broken I hate myself for trusting yet another I promised myself I wouldn't, I've been hurt one time too many But I decided to trust you Look what that did to me

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Be honest, when did you relapse?

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...when my scars faded away