Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee @beecuspid - Tumblr Blog

TEXT 🧐 Beenifer

Jinnifer: I've always known your singing voice is slightly better than most of the untrained masses, Bee, that wasn't surprising. I was a tad shook that you could keep pace with Will at all before I got bored and had better things to do. Maybe being pregnant is what's giving you an edge. Once this kid is out, you're going to have to find another boy to knock you up stat.

Bee: Weird that you think it was like HARD for me to keep up with Will, of all people. Pregnancy actually makes singing HARDER and our duet was like a walk in the park. Maybe next time you get bored and need something better to do you can get your bestie a voice coach.

Text 📲 Pee

Bee: No one sent me a cocktober, No Nut November OR Dickcember emoji chainmail text this year. 😓 Is this a sign that everyone thinks the baby is making me BORING?

#pippa

TEXT 🤰🏼 BEELIX

Bee: What kind of music are you into? I just read that the baby can like HEAR shit now but I’ve been blasting Sweeney Todd for like a week straight so she probably needs something less…murdery to listen to?

#faelix

TEXT 🧐 Beenifer

Bee: Heeeey Ghoulfriend, what happened to you at the party during Will and I’s duet? Did you finally realize just how much of a better singer I am now that you’ve heard me outshine you with your own bff?

#jinnifer