there's a price to pay

[jinnifergrant]

TEXT 🧐 Beenifer

Bee: Weird that you think it was like HARD for me to keep up with Will, of all people. Pregnancy actually makes singing HARDER and our duet was like a walk in the park. Maybe next time you get bored and need something better to do you can get your bestie a voice coach.

Jinnifer: Walks in the park are *that* hard on you? Poor thing, you should see a healer for that. Will doesn't need additional vocal coaching; he's an incredible partner which is why he sounded off, he had to lower himself to match you. We both know if anyone needs a vocal coach, it's JBJ. He dragged behind our duet the whole time.

[jinnifergrant]

TEXT 🧐 Beenifer

Bee: Heeeey Ghoulfriend, what happened to you at the party during Will and I’s duet? Did you finally realize just how much of a better singer I am now that you’ve heard me outshine you with your own bff?

Jinnifer: I've always known your singing voice is slightly better than most of the untrained masses, Bee, that wasn't surprising. I was a tad shook that you could keep pace with Will at all before I got bored and had better things to do. Maybe being pregnant is what's giving you an edge. Once this kid is out, you're going to have to find another boy to knock you up stat.

[jinnifergrant]

TEXT VLADIFER

Vlad: I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.

Jinnifer: You know I love you but I need more details than that before I commit to allocating my precious time.

[jinnifergrant]

TEXT 🧞 WINNIFER

Will: I’m sorry WHAT? I need to WISH THAT???? DONE! But also WHAT?

Jinnifer: Your confusion confuses me, co-star.

[jinnifergrant]

TEXT 🧞 WINNIFER

Jinnifer: Jonny, I'm going to need you to make a wish for me right now. Say and type out "I wish that Jinnifer Grant was not pregnant by my seed" or something to that effect, please and thank you.

[jinnifergrant]

what are your feelings on normies?

I don’t really care about normies aside from the famous ones. 

honesty hour!

[jinnifergrant]

If you could pick any monster to be, would you stay a genie?

I don’t really like belonging to what presents as such a subservient species of monster, but I can’t really pick just one other type of monster I’d rather be. I’m happy to be me, and if that means being a genie, then that’s what it means. If anything, I think I’d rather be a normie, truth be told, but I’m not about to say that in a school of monsters...

honesty hour!

[jinnifergrant]

How many wishes have you granted?

The only person I’d ever possibly grant a wish to is @jinnevievegrant and whether I have or not is classified. 

honesty hour!

[jinnifergrant]

Would you originate a flop booway role, or be the 87th person to play a world famous role?

Nothing I do could ever be a flop so I suppose it’d have to be the latter. I’d be the best out of 87 world-class performers, and that’s an accomplishment.

honesty hour!

[jinnifergrant]

What's your dream role?

The Genie in Aladdin.

I’m joking, obviously. I know it’ll make me sound like a basic theatre girl but I know I could bring more gravitas to the role of Elphaba than anyone else has ever done before in the history of musicals.

honesty hour!

[jinnifergrant]

What's your favorite flavor?

That’d have to be honey. I’m crazy about anything honey-flavored and if you ever feel compelled to buy me a box of chocolates, I highly recommend buying me honey sticks instead.

honesty hour!

[jinnifergrant]

What are three things you can't live without?

My sister @jinnevievegrant, the stage, and sugar-free honey lemon lozanges.

honesty hour!

[jinnifergrant]

Who is your greatest enemy?

To claim anyone as my rival would be to put somebody on the same level as me, and truth be told, my talent is unparallel, so my greatest enemy has to be myself. It’s hard holding such a high standard for excellence but it really speaks to my talent that I meet my own bar every single time.

honesty hour!

[jinnifergrant]

what's your weirdest sexual fantasy?

I would like to take this opportunity to say that I, Jinnifer Grant, am no kink-shamer, and thus no sexual fantasy constitutes as “weird” in my eyes. I’d also like to note that while I adore my public, there’s no reason you all need to know what specifically turns my knobs. Thank you.

honesty hour!

[jinnifergrant]

pronouns/oritentation?

I am a cisgender female and my fans of all genders should be happy to know that I wouldn’t discriminate against a potential partner based on something like gender even if I’m pretty sure I’m mostly straight but I’d hate to ruin the fantasy for the girls in my fandom! 

honesty hour!

[jinnifergrant]

TEXT 👊 GRANTS

Jinni: THEY LEFT A MARK? Who punched you! I don't need to make any wishes, I'm gonna go find whoever did it and PUNCH THEM IN THE NONO ZONES!

Jinnifer: THEY DID! A BRUISE! IT'S DISGUSTING! And no, you can't do that! It'll make you look bad even though they totally deserve it. Do you think we can enlist a ghost to bash them, mayhaps? That way the assailant would be invisible and could get away with it without it tracing back to us!

[jinnifergrant]

TEXT 🍈 WILLIFER

Will: Before or after assuming you were in a production of Spring Awakening?

Jinnifer: Excellent qualifying question. I want answers for both of those scenarios.