asshole outlaw

Hello, darling. Sorry about that. Sorry about the bony elbows, sorry we lived here, sorry about the scene at the bottom of the stairwell and how I ruined everything by saying it out loud. Especially that, but I should have known. You see, I take the parts that I remember and stitch them back together to make a creature that will do what I say or love me back.

[beefcakeds]

Welcome to beefcakeds: A 21+ blog featuring original bisexual characters. Read my guidelines + muse pages by clicking anywhere on this sentence. Currently transitioning from the legacy editor to the beta - let me know if there’s an issue. I’m available to plot on here or on Discord - here’s some faces I like, some plots I like, and this very unorganized wishlist page. I couldn’t make it easier if I tried! You can also check out all my opens - they never expire.

Owed Drafts:  lmao // Owed Starters: 00

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[dandelionwritexs]

( the s(ex) tapes plots. 🎥  )

open-ended plots inspired by songs from the s(ex) tapes by FLETCHER, our queer queen. 

001. silence - to be the one i vibe with, that i spend all my time with - you know those relationships where you just need to end it? muse a met muse b on a dating app à la tinder. they got on well, maybe too well, and muse b just couldn’t get past how serious it all felt. they’re too young ( too complicated, too much ) to settle down. so muse b ghosts. complete and utter cutting off of communication. then muse b’s best friend invites them to their sibling’s engagement party some time after. all that silence and who is the sibling engaged to? muse a.  

002. if i hated you - but if i leave right now, i hope you don’t find someone that touches you the way that i do - muse a and muse b met in high school and were in a band together. the band splits up and muse b begins to get some fame of their own, can’t spend as much time with muse a. so they break up. muse b has been spending years still wishing they were together. what happens when the two are face to face for the first time again? does muse b even recognize muse a? ( bonus points if muse a is suddenly in the limelight too and hasn’t been thinking about muse b all this time~ ) 

003. bitter - yeah, i know you think about me when you kiss her - muse b moves on quickly after a bad breakup with muse a and they’re not having it. muse a and muse b still ride in the same group of friends, still have all of the same people in their lives, the same sexual tension. they’re toxic - they find each other in the bathroom at parties, get in fights with each other outside of bars, all the while muse b’s new fling is in the dark. muse a knows they have the upper hand, but has a hard time knowing how they can continue doing this. 

004. the one - you’re not the one, but you could be the one right now - resulted from a sultry night on the dance floor. muse a is all about having fun, all about a new partner every weekend. muse b is… just the same. then they find each other. maybe they try to outpace each other as the bigger player, maybe one falls and the other doesn’t. perhaps it’s a one night stand and nothing else. maybe muse b leaves muse a on the dance floor and it’s the only place they meet - again and again, until one of them breaks the cycle and can’t go on any longer. they’re in love without ever saying a word to each other. 

005. shh… don’t say it - friday night, it’s a vibe, one more drink and i’m coming over - muse a and muse b have been together for about a month. muse a seems to be much more invested and deeply into the relationship ( they might even have a pinterest board for their future wedding ). muse b loves the physical aspect of their relationship, but nothing serious needs to happen. it’s a give and take and muse a is itching for it to be more, but lets muse b walk all over them just for a night together. will muse b… ever give in or will they always be avoiding feelings? 

006. feel - so i’ll drink this wine like it’s medicine for the mind - muse a has tried everything to numb their pain from their divorce a few years ago. they’re unable to get over the fact that, after all this time, they still love their ex. meanwhile, their friends have constantly been picking up muse a’s pieces, trying to get them to understand that all of these things they’ve tried aren’t working for a reason. muse a seems to not accept much help, their newest endeavor into forgetting their ex being what leads them to muse b. ( up to you if muse b is a good or bad influence! ) 

007. sex (with my ex) - three drinks later, you’re back in my arms - trying to be friends with your ex never really works out well, does it? muse a and muse b broke up a few months ago, they’ve not really spoken much other than a few texts and the two agree to meet up again. when they end up sleeping together after a few drinks, it tumbles muse a back into a mess all over again with muse b. this cycle continues every time muse a is back in town. what muse a doesn’t know? muse b is engaged to someone else. 

[cocained]

idk if this has been done but please give me a plot where there are these two heartbreakers who are super confident with themselves and they hook up one time when they meet at a party or something and when they’re about to hook up for the second time they’re both like “you know if we’re gonna keep on doing this i’m gonna break your heart, right?” so they make a bet where they’re gonna try to break each other’s hearts and whoever wins gets like a $100 or something else idek. but basically they’re both making each other jealous by flirting with each others friends and exes or just beautiful strangers while they’re pretending like they don’t give a fuck about what the other is doing but they low key do and of course eventually one of them breaks and the other feels bad because they kinda developed a crush on each other??

[swizzlerpc]

a plot where muse a and muse b happen to be neighbors and one night muse a cooks all a perfect meal that took them like 4 hours and they arranged the table all nice and stuff and there’s wine for the occasion and they end up getting stood up by their date or boyfriend and meanwhile muse b is like out of toilet paper or something so they knock on muse a’s door and notice they’re upset and they notice untouched food on the table so she like come inside and sit at the table and just start digging in and muse a doesn’t even care they are just like whatever but basically it becomes a regular occasion and muse b always comes over with a bottle of wine and muse a cooks and this weird casual relationship of some sort blossoms except they aren’t labeling it as dating idk i kinda want this 

[merryrps]

plot where muse a and b get placed as random roommates in college and end up hating each other, bickering constantly about stupid shit like ‘don’t move my things’ and ‘wear your damn headphones when you listen to music’ and ‘stop bringing random guys/girls into our room when you’re horny’ and ‘quit texting me every time you forget your room key, i have a life’ etc. one night they run into each other at a party and theyre both drunk asf and are like ‘heyyy thats my roommateeee’ and go around introducing them to everybody like theyre long lost friends. and maybe they team up for beer pong and totally kill it. and maybe their drunk asses decide to share an uber home and maybe theyre like hm why is your hand there … and you smell nice … and huh we aren’t even home yet and your lips are already on my neck …

[emmaduvalrps]

anyone wanna do a modern romeo/juliet plot?? where their parents are the heads of rival companies or are huge celebrities who have been in a known feud for years and they meet and try to sneak around in secret but there’s paparazzi and tabloids and all that someone please do this with me

[rebeccasundstrom]

Lily Collins || Emily in Paris - 1x02 Masculin Féminin

[doryrpt-deactivated20180531]

ok so i really wanna play older fcs so gimme the newly divorced couple who still run w the same ~crowd~ so they have to see each other a lot? and they deal with new bfs/gfs, thinking they might still love each other, trying to Fake it Til they Make It, drunken texts @ 2am, maybe they have kids together and have 2 deal with that, maybe they?? kiss again im just Shook someone please

[valtsv]

tv show concept: a human buys an old house already owned by a vampire. since the vampire is dead, they cannot hold a lease, however any eviction notice also isn't legally binding, so they have no choice but to live together, and both spend all their spare time trying to make each other's lives as annoying and miserable as possible in an attempt to force the other person to leave

[oretses]

someone please give me a 1x1 plot based on one more time by pale waves → muse a and muse b are old flames separated by either time, distance, both or something else. for whatever reason (to be plotted) things between them fizzled out. they might’ve even been on and off for years. but now they’re thrown back together, and maybe things weren’t so cut and dry as they might’ve thought. lingering, dormant feelings bubble to the surface. they’re reminded of how much they really know each other. and then one night, they fall back together for old times’ sake. except, one last time becomes one more, and one more, and – 

[abbyofrps]

i really just want a plot where two people become roommates and they continuously keep getting into awkward situations between the two like, he walks in on her in the shower or she walks in on him having sex and it just keeps getting super super awkward between the two and you can just feel the sexual tension between the two and yeah pls hmu

[richardscottishmadden]

Richard Madden on “The Late Late Show With James Corden”

[hvrringtnsarchive]

i want a “i’m in love with you and i just watched you get proposed to by your boyfriend right before my eyes and now i’m upset” plot and angst

[dailynetflix]

LILY COLLINS as EMILY COOPER. Emily in Paris - 1x01.

[cosmiicloves]

please an arranged marriage between two socilaite families/ big names in their city. but like she’s still stuck in the party stage and fucking up because she’s upset with her parents or unhappy with her life and he’s dealing with a lot of pressure and stress from his family to take over the family bussiness and it’s just two polar opposites but it could be super cute sometimes when she gets super drunk and he picks her up and hold her hair back when he throws up and stays up to give her a glass of water and make sure she sleeps well even though he has a huge meeting in the morning that he should be resting for. but also the angST and the fights and the ‘i didnt ask for this’ and making each other jealous and sexual tension and fCUK PLS

[ofhotheads-blog]

i want a plot/ship where it’s like “i’m rich af and i need someone to go to parties with me and look pretty, you need money to pay for college and other nice things, we’re technically dating but it’s a borderline sugaring situation and we both know we’re probably not gonna last but whatever we have fun together”

[femalestunning]

JULIA GARNER getting ready for the Golden Globes | January 10, 2023