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contrary to popular belief, this is an art blog. i have a bad sense of humor i'm conley, i'm 22 years old and a SCAD alumni. i keep bees, i had to fight a homestuck blog to get this url, and i draw a lot of anime fanart main blog

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Uhh, hello, hi! Umm, I’m not sure how active you actually are on here, but if you are I wanted to ask a question! You used to do some stuff with Space Boyfriend, right? And used to know his creator? Well, I’m really interested in the character and the original lore about him, and I was wondering, if you were willing if you could maybe tell me about him? I’m not actually how best to word this... I found out about him via the game Omori, and I love his plot and character in the game but I also love the older stuff for the character and I wanted to know more? You don’t have to if you don’t want to, I was just really curious and if you’re willing?? Please, and thank you ahead of time if you do answer!

i want absolutely nothing to do with omori or space boyfriend. the people involved have traumatized me in ways i'm not particularly interested in elaborating in. i'm in the process of deleting everything to do with this

thanks for understanding

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ive been experimenting with converting paintings to indexed mode in photoshop

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here’s some misc headshots i never uploaded. im getting more comfortable with painting i think

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hi im conley!! im disabled, trans, homeless and psychotic and i want to draw for you!!

recently i had to cut off honey sales because i cut ties with my family and am also couchsurfing pretty hard because of this so my situation is A Tiny Bit Dire, I Guess

i’m doing prices a bit differently than before - instead of having distinct tiers, i have example works and how much i charge for them. use those as a guideline for how much something will cost. you can also peruse my commissions tag for more samples!

here are some guidelines for things:

I might charge more if the background is super detailed (a la $50 example).

I don’t charge more for full body/busts/waist height etc - i find faces to be the hardest part of a drawing honestly lol. please specify how much of a character you want to be drawn if you’re picky about that.

+$10 for NSFW. I’m inexperienced so it takes me longer to draw, so it costs more! sorry!

-$5 (5 dollar discount!) if you’re commissioning art of a character you are kin/fictionkin/fictive of! this includes kinsonas! this comes off total price only once even if you’re commissioning like, a group pic of your fictives

WILL DO:

furries!

gore!

fandoms i’m not in! please provide ref!

OCs!

NSFW!

fetishes!

WON’T DO:

NSFW of minors!

any kind of noncon, including adult/minor NSFW & bestiality!

shoot me an ask either here or on my main, or send me an email ([email protected]) if you’re interested in commissioning me!

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commission from @cetaceanhandiwork of their OC from this jojo RP right here!!

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i started reading yugioh

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Another, more recent, BNHA themed turn-around meme I did with @beefucker & @landraws !

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i liek your url

thanks

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spend less on candles

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heres an art v artist meme i did a few days ago

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please... please just take this

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here’s a painting of an imagined location within Agartha. you cant go in the trees but... what if you could

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i drew some rubber soul!kakyoin for the kakyoin of my heart

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heres a howl i drew for @actualanimevillain

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arrives to a fandom four years late with starbucks

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joey and i have been memeing about a tg/haikyuu fic where haise and bokuto get mistaken for each other ... anyway akaashi is a ghoul and runs the (very quiet) ward fukurodani is in