The Beefy Bakery

If you stay here too long, you'll end up frying your brain. 23 ⬝ multifandom ⬝ twt

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I wish robot bartenders were real

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This is the newest addition to my mincraftian fan character lore, Rem the Illusioner.

Roughly based off the OG Illusioner combined with Dungeons version of the Illusioner. Rem can summon illusions or clones of himself that fight for him while he's off sleeping somewhere. He's one of the most powerful Illagers without even trying as he's actually quite lazy, chill and nonchalant.

His clones can't speak or make any sounds, they usually emit purple particles and it's rather easy to catch on to the fact that only the clones will be wearing battle attire while the real Illusioner is often seen in Pjs— though not always is this the case.

Also, the lamb's name is Croghan.

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Octobot and the love of my life, Starman xo

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Luigi and Guido from Dinsey Pixar's Cars but they're human

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Amaze amaze amaze! 👎

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The Autobots will be asleep as well, double victory

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His name is Ruby and the golems name is Petroleum. He's a guard golem, a patrol officer if you will. And Ruby has snow aura.

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This is my Evoker character, Lip, and his evil Vex children.

Lip is kinda annoying and holds himself in high regard. He takes great pride in his magic abilities and doesn't participate in many of the barbaric rituals like the other Illagers. Because of this he gets along... well(?) with Retaliator. But that's not to say he doesn't enjoy dabbling in some sinister activities— Lip is also a bit of a "mad scientist" and is known for his cruel experiments, such as transforming Allays into Vexes. Despite this, he does share a deep connection with his evil Vex companions, Wu, Lou and Leia.

Lou and Leia are troublemakers that enjoy picking on and tormenting their brother Wu, but they act like innocent angels whenever Lip is watching. Often times this leads to Wu getting into trouble.

He gets scolded the most but because of that he also gets coddled the most! And of course this makes his sisters quite jealous, so the cycle continues.

Wu: boy/sword vex

Lou: Red bow vex

Leia: Pink bow vex

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Silly thing, golems don't breed, they craft.

I have this wild storyline where my Copper Golem starts picking up on things and eventually comes to the conclusion that they want to make a tiny golem with their Iron Golem (they're courting btw) but they don't really understand breeding or conception. And neither does the Iron Golem, I mean, for the longest time he never even had a partner, let alone thought about such things?! Can golems even do that?! He thinks Copper Golem just wants bees!

This comic is basically playing with that idea and the two misunderstanding each other. There's no real conclusion because— well, clearly they're not ready for that!!!

But... let's not rule out the possibility entirely...! 🎃

Tldr, this is a really lighthearted comic about my golems being in love, thank you for reading, have a great day!!!

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Silly thing, golems don't breed, they craft.

I have this wild storyline where my Copper Golem starts picking up on things and eventually comes to the conclusion that they want to make a tiny golem with their Iron Golem (they're courting btw) but they don't really understand breeding or conception. And neither does the Iron Golem, I mean, for the longest time he never even had a partner, let alone thought about such things?! Can golems even do that?! He thinks Copper Golem just wants bees!

This comic is basically playing with that idea and the two misunderstanding each other. There's no real conclusion because— well, clearly they're not ready for that!!!

But... let's not rule out the possibility entirely...! 🎃

Tldr, this is a really lighthearted comic about my golems being in love, thank you for reading, have a great day!!!

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Another drawing of my minecraft chars

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Hey everyone, I'll be accepting some commissions with limited slots of 3! If anyone is interested please reach out! Tysm!!

It's highly recommended that you read my TOS before commissioning me! You can find that on my carrd!

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Lily of the valley

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Life as a Minecraft Villager 2

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Life as a Minecraft Villager

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Getting pampered by Ultra Magnus means hour long detailing seshes

This comic was supposed to go with this drawing that I made ages ago but life and laziness happened. You can look at the original for full context but it's really not necessary & I wouldn't recommend it lmao. So I'll just tell you, he got washed.