#1 CEO of Noir Inc.

Smell that? Me neither, start decomposing.

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Do you think you will eventually become a billionaire?

"I'd say I certainly have the chops for it. Business has only been on the up."

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Did you leave college in debt or did you have any scholarships?

"I had many scholarships, but I retained a small amount of student debt after everything was said and done. It's been paid in full at this point, but still..."

"The school system in this godforsaken country is ridiculous."

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I would like to submit a complaint about my noir phone, first of all it’s misspelled as “nore” not noir and it works like ass

"Eugh. You clearly bought a bootleg. Sorry, but that ain't my problem, mate."

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Say, you killed someone using your voodoo powers? Could the police trace it back to you?

"What are you, a detective?"

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What makes a noir phone better than a iPhone or android

"The pristine picture quality, the speed at which it runs, and, of course, the amount of memory you can get for a reasonable price."

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If your mom didn’t approve of Vince, would you leave his ass?

"To 'leave his ass', I'd have to be with him in the first place."

"And my mother has no say over my personal life, lad."

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Thoughts on the saying “Money can't buy happiness”

"All I can say is that, in my experience, that statement is wrong."

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What search engine do you use?

"Either Firefox or TOR."

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Would you like it if people started calling you by your middle name

"God, no."

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Is there a reason why mom noir put Flynn as your middle name

"Not to my knowledge. It's just a simple name, not really all that interesting."

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Do you prefer your old last name or your current last name?

"I greatly prefer my current."

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What’s your middle name?

"Flynn. You could have found that by simply Googling my name."

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Hello sir, may I ask how your day was?Also what's your favorite activity? –William.

"Why, my day was wonderful, thank you. My favourite activity is usually to sit in the large armchair in front of the fireplace and read a book."

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Look, it’s your spirit animal

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Favorite dark humor joke?

"Jokes are about context and timing. I don't have a favourite that can just be said out of context."

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Shit I can't send this as anon

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What kind of humor do you have? What tickles your pickle? Do you laugh at memes?

"Not really. I have an advanced sense of humour. I prefer dry comedy."