In Canada, the number of motorcycle deaths in 2020 reached all the way up to 242, an increase from previous years. That may not sound like a lot, but it's important to put this into focus. According to Stats Canada (which is where I'm getting this data from btw), that represents 10% of all road user deaths in Canada over the course of 2020, even though motorcyclists make up only 2% of road users.
Now I couldn't find any specific number of motorcyclists from Stats Canada, but we can hack something together to get a rough estimate. Taking the total number of licensed drivers in Canada in 2020, which was 26 971 220, we can take 2% of that to find out how many of those licensed drivers were motorcyclists. This gives us 539 424 motorcyclists in Canada in 2020.
This makes a few assumptions, like no unlicensed drivers, no inactive licensed drivers so they are still "road users", etc., but again, we really just need a rough estimate.
So roughly, in 2020, if 242 out of 539 424 motorcyclists died, that means that being a motorcyclist in 2020 had a direct fatality rate of around 0.04%. Again, this may seem small, but keep in mind this is just one year, and this is a rising statistic. Year after year, this rate adds up, and Canada loses more and more of its motorcyclists.
But sadly, it still isn't enough. With your help, we can get the motorcycle fatality rate all the way to 100%. Tragically, these loud as fuck vanity scooters still plague Canadian roadways, and their painful noise still pollutes Canadian hearts and homes. Every goddamn day, some jackass' ego-compensator farts past on our streets louder than a nuclear bomb, assaulting the ears of our poor, beautiful, innocent, virtuous, fuckable autistic women. Even high rise apartments aren't safe, because they're all just so fucking loud, you may as well be holding your head to the space where the fucking muffler used to be.
But you can help. Save our precious autistic bombshells and kill every motorcyclist. Don't wait. Kill every motorcyclist today, and make the world a safer, gentler place for hot women. Nothing should be that loud, and motorcyclists just can't be trusted to keep it down. That's why we need your help to kill every motorcyclist and take the motorcyclist fatality rate all the way to 100%, permanently. Make them quiet, whatever it takes.
This message of hope is proudly brought to you by Cuties Unmaking Noisy Transport. Please, shut the fuck up.β’
