Where's Adam?

Just buzzing around, trying to find the right pussy to sting.

[livemasbrand-deactivated2017053]

at the press of a button burt will send you his bees

[shadeykris]

I have no idea if anyone feels the need for more pride flag colored bees, but here is a few more.

UPDATE: i guess there was a need so MORE BEES.

[shadeykris]

reblogging for update!

[shadeykris]

I got more bee requests! but we’re reaching the limit of images per post and it won’t let me put them side by side on a reblog soooo here are some extra big bees I guess!!

[incorrectbeefacts]

Bee Fact #7

Zsa Zsa Gabor apparently took regular ‘baths’ in live bees, because the vibrations from the bees buzzing close to the skin was said to reduce the appearance of fine lines (like an organic face lift).

[pluvilis]

bee nice 🐝

[wrotten]

[panteha]

”once, I saw a bee drown in honey, and I understood.” -Nikos Kazantzakis

[ogprincessmusic]

“If you don’t got no sauce… you lost. But you can also get lost in the sauce.” - Gucci Mane

[softtlights]

some bees in my garden 🐝

[ponyreinhardt]

[isolationary]

I can’t go through the #bee tag without cringing at vegans spreading misinformation about bees and beekeepers.

THOUSANDS OF BEES ARE NOT KILLED BY HARVESTING HONEY.

BEEKEEPERS DO NOT TAKE ALL THE HONEY. Bees make excess honey and good beekeepers let some hives grow until they split and “swarm” into new hives because bee populations have a healthy number they tend to stay at.

BEEKEEPERS ARE SOMETIMES NECESSARY. Honeybees are not native to north America y'all. Beekeepers make sure hives are well cared for and don’t succumb to disease, mites or weather. Some also keep communities alive (or voluntarily rehome swarms) that your average person would call an exterminator for.

Big corporate beekeeping is shit though. And made necessary by track farming destroying viable habitat for pollinators. This is why people say you should go local.

NOBODY LOVES BEES MORE THAN BEEKEEPERS. FIGHT ME.

[kiwianaroha]

A vegan once used the phrase “bee slavery” in front of me and I wanted to throw up.

[twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-dea]

BUT PLEASE DO TRY AND LOOK FOR BIO-DYNAMOC BEEKEPERS

THOSE ARE EVEN BETTER SINCE THE REGULAR BEEKEEPING-INDUSTRY EXHAUSTS THE ENVIRONMENT AS WELL

[hissykisses]

someone got in my face about how my dad and i work with bees and i straight laughed in her face

[william-snekspeare]

My mom is a beekeeper. She splits over populated hives all the time, making twice the healthy happy hives. She is very gentle and takes great care of them and thanks to her there are much more bees in the area!!! I love my mom and I love bees!

[the-bees-do-protest]

All the world’s a hive, and all the bees and more bees merely workers: they have their buzzes and their bumblings; and one bee in his time plays many parts, his acts being many flights.

Bee proverb based off of Shakespeare (via the-bees-do-protest)

[emilydraws]

Sneak peak of a thing I’m doing for a thing!

[the-bees-do-protest]

All the world’s a hive, and all the bees and more bees merely workers: they have their buzzes and their bumblings; and one bee in his time plays many parts, his acts being many flights.

Bee proverb based off of Shakespeare (via the-bees-do-protest)

[khrysdiebee]

Holy shit you guys I just learned there are three species of bees in the genus Trigona that are the only bees out of 20,000 species worldwide that don’t feed on nectar and pollen but on DEAD ANIMALS and I am freaking out right now this is so fucking cool!!! They’re called vulture bees. It kinda sounds like they make this rotting flesh honey for their babies and it’s so so gross and my mind is blown and I am a giant nerd.

[butchbarbie]

[incorrectbeefacts]

Bee Fact #Whatever

Bee teenagers, or “beenagers”, tend to go through a phase where they reject their heritage and attempt to live off human food instead of flowers. If you look closely, every bee at a picnic is wearing a leather jacket with a pentagram painted on it.

[incorrectbeefacts]

Bee Fact #383

Bees are one of the few creatures who understand what a mirror is, but they are quite modest and un-selfconcious, so you would not know it from their behaviour.

[iguanamouth]

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