Buzz Buzz

a literal bee🐝

[teenagerposts]

[hornyspice]

Me on the phone with customer service

[twitterlols]

[thebootydiaries]

me: why'd u give me an F??

teacher: you haven't turned anything in all semester.

me: but i reblogged the lucky pencil?

[killdrae]

[thebootydiaries]

tumblr users: we don’t like these ads

staff: ok

staff: *puts frame around ads*

staff: ur welcome

[c3po]

what's your type?

type of what

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Blood

[c3po]

oh red

[dannyuta]

[generalivan]

[steamchampion]

[odenthirst]

[pokemonofficial]

*walks into kitchen at 2 am*

…wow okay.. i need to be quiet…

TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE

[pantomimepenguin-blog]

who brushes their teeth in the kitchen?

[pokemonofficial]

what

[archbudzar]

But I know I’m on the right track

(C.B)(4.1.19)

[syringavulgaris]

Mary Oliver, Worm Moon

[dankmemeuniversity]

[memewhore]

[catchymemes]

[im-the-batmann]

[eyelid-movies-deactivated202301]

[vivipuppy]

hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

im thorsty

[vivipuppy]

He better not fucking have

[musclemancer87]