=Karkitty Is Unamused=

Your name is Karkat, though you've somehow been transformed into a green blood for some unrealistic reason and you're eight sweeps old. You act pretty much the same as when you were a red blood, such as TYPING AND SPEAKING IN CAPS and having a prissy know-it-all attitude, but you've adapted a a nepeta kinda speech as well, as in typing with cat puns and green lettering instead of grey. You also enjoy roleplaying for some reason as well, but only with nepeta. ((ps I may suck really bad at this because this is my first time roleplaying karkat, though I choose a slightly softer one... Anywau, sorry for my suckiness :3 Also, if you really want me to reply to anything tag it beepbeepcarcat))

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prankmaster replied to your post: prankmaster started following you

mewniverse…? dude, what?

33:<UNIVERSE

33:< I'M AN ALTERNATE MEWNIVERSE KARKAT APPARENTLY

33:< AND I'M A GREEN BLOOD NOT A RED BLOOD ANYMORE

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Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com

33:< WELL GOOD FOR FUCKING THEM!

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prankmaster started following you

33:< IS THAT MEW JOHN?

33:< OR ARE MEW SOME ALTERNATE MEWNIVRSE JOHN?

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=> Sits down to have a casual chat with 'friends'

=> is instantly too bored to do anything

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windyblast started following you

yourfuckingleader started following you

crabbymatchmaker started following you

33:< OH HEY FUCKASSES

33:<THANKS FuR FOLLOWING

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33:< HEY GUYS

33:< MY LUSUS ISN'T BEING A FUCKASS

33:< I'M OFFICIALLY NOT IN LOCKDOWN ANYMORE!

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thelastegbender

o8sessive

notjustapastalover

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beepbeepcarcat

8lue8loodedpir8

HOLY SHIT.

JUST BECAUSE I LEAVE FOR TWO WEEKS DOESN’T MEAN YOU ASSHOLES CAN JUST FOLLOW WHILE I’M GONE. SERIOUSLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? FOLLOWING WHEN I’M NOT AROUND TO AVOID A LONG ASS RANT? NEWSFLASH: THAT DOESN’T FUCKING WORK. I WILL PERSONALLY GO TO YOUR PAGES AND PUT SHIT IN YOUR ASKBOX IF THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE DOING. I’LL MAKE SEVERAL ACCOUNTS JUST SO I CAN AVOID THE ASK LIMIT. IS THAT WHAT YOU GUYS WANT? YOU WANT ME TO HARASS YOU ALL IN YOUR ASKBOXES? CLEARLY, YOU LIKE LONG RANTS IF YOU’RE FOLLOWING ME. SO WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHETHER THEY’RE ON YOUR DASHBOARD OR IN YOUR ASKBOX?

OKAY, SO TWO OF YOU ARE ONLY FOLLOWING BACK. YOU TWO ARE EXEMPT.

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33:< I JUST GOT HERE TWO WEEKS AGO

33:< AND I WAS UNAWARE OF YOUR ABSENCE

33:< SO I APOLOGIZE IF I GOT ON MEOWR NERVES

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fuckyouimastriderstarted following you

small-foxstarted following you

ifoundmoreslimepiestarted following you

grubofbloodstarted following you

thiefofluckstarted following you

33:< HELLO TO ALL OF YOU FUCKASSES

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==> Kind of out of nowhere, you give Karkat a great big hug!

=> YOU RETURN THE HUG OUT OF HUMAN COURTESY

33:< UH, THANKS HARLEY

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YOU PROBABLY FUCKING DESERVED IT! AND THIS ISN’T “FUCKING WITH” YOU, THIS IS TAKING A GODDAMNED STICK AND BEATING YOU ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.

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33:< ACTUALLY I WAS TRYING TO SAVE THE FUCKING TIMELINE!

33:< AND IT ONLY GOT DESTROYED BECAUSE A FUCKASS SABOTAGED IT!

33:< AND YEAH IT PURRBABLY IS…

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AGAIN, YOU PROBABLY FUCKING DESERVED IT. LIKE WHAT KIND OF SHITHEAD LETS A TIMELINE GET DESTROYED, SERIOUSLY.

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33:< NEPURRTA.

33:< SHE’S THE ONE WHO IRREVERSIBLY DAMAGED IT.

33:< YEAH I KNOW IT’S SURPURRSING.

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SO THEN YOU FUCKED UP BY LETTING HER NEAR THE UNIVERSE CONTROLS, WAY TO GO.

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33:< UNIVERSE CONTROLS? LIKE THAT'S A REAL FUCKING THING

33:< I DIDN'T 'LET' HER NEAR THOSE 'UNIVERSE CONTROLS' EITHER

33:< WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY ARE

33:< SHE'S THE ONE WHO WENT ALL INSANE AND RENEGADE AND FUCK

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YOU PROBABLY FUCKING DESERVED IT! AND THIS ISN’T “FUCKING WITH” YOU, THIS IS TAKING A GODDAMNED STICK AND BEATING YOU ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.

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33:< ACTUALLY I WAS TRYING TO SAVE THE FUCKING TIMELINE!

33:< AND IT ONLY GOT DESTROYED BECAUSE A FUCKASS SABOTAGED IT!

33:< AND YEAH IT PURRBABLY IS…

[shooshsickle-closed-down]

AGAIN, YOU PROBABLY FUCKING DESERVED IT. LIKE WHAT KIND OF SHITHEAD LETS A TIMELINE GET DESTROYED, SERIOUSLY.

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33:< NEPURRTA.

33:< SHE'S THE ONE WHO IRREVERSIBLY DAMAGED IT.

33:< YEAH I KNOW IT'S SURPURRSING.

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beepbeepcarcat started following you

OH GOD.

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33:< FUCK MEW

33:< I’M NOT THAT BAD

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YOU’RE CERTAINLY NOT FUCKING PERFECT, THAT’S FOR SURE. WHAT THE SHIT EVEN HAPPENED TO YOU.

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33:< DOOMED TIMELINE SHIT

33:< AND THE UNIVERSE FUCKING WITH ME

[shooshsickle-closed-down]

YOU PROBABLY FUCKING DESERVED IT! AND THIS ISN’T “FUCKING WITH” YOU, THIS IS TAKING A GODDAMNED STICK AND BEATING YOU ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.

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33:< ACTUALLY I WAS TRYING TO SAVE THE FUCKING TIMELINE!

33:< AND IT ONLY GOT DESTROYED BECAUSE A FUCKASS SABOTAGED IT!

33:< AND YEAH IT PURRBABLY IS...

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beepbeepcarcat started following you

OH GOD.

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33:< FUCK MEW

33:< I’M NOT THAT BAD

[shooshsickle-closed-down]

YOU’RE CERTAINLY NOT FUCKING PERFECT, THAT’S FOR SURE. WHAT THE SHIT EVEN HAPPENED TO YOU.

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33:< DOOMED TIMELINE SHIT

33:< AND THE UNIVERSE FUCKING WITH ME

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beepbeepcarcat started following you

OH GOD.

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33:< FUCK MEW

33:< I'M NOT THAT BAD

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knightofclockworkstarted following you

twotriickhoofbea2tstarted following you

knightofalltimestarted following you

33:< OH HELLO MORE ANNOYING FUCKASSES

33:< HOW IS MEOWR DAY?

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extroaradinnere

33:< JUST WONFERING IF YOU WANT YO JOIN ME AN ME DRUNKMEFD

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33:< SPESJING OF ROXY

33:< WHREE ID SHR?