[thebootydiaries]

WHILE YOU WERE OUT PARTYING 

I STUDIED THE BLADE 

AND NOW THAT THE BARBARIANS ARE AT THE GATE, YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COME TO ME FOR HELP?

[shittysadpossumposts]

[jewghoul]

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

[bransidhe-deactivated20201122]

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

[stygianzinogre]

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

[jewghoul]

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

[one-million-cats]

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

[julie-banks]

The Mighty Ducks Cast Group Photo over the years 

[weloveshortvideos]

Didn’t expect that.

[prince-snoozy]

No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they didn’t get in trouble, and even the drill instructors would make shit up like this. And they got WEIRD.

[cc-videos]

First soldier: [yelling] I’m a Barbie girl!

Other soldiers: [chanting loudly in unison] in a Barbie world! Life in plastic, it’s fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere! Imagination, life is your creation!

First soldier: Come on Barbie, let’s go party!

Other soldiers: Ah ah ah yeah!

First soldier: Come on Barbie, lets go party!

Other soldiers: Ooh oh! Ooh oh!

First soldier: Come on Barbie, let’s go party!

Other Soldiers: Ah ah-!

[becausewedefinetheworld]

Assfufydygug it’s the freaking same in cadets oh my god I mean not really but when they mess up at formal events or camps they have to go up to the front, some that I’ve seen are:

-the sergeants singing Barbie Girl together

-All Star

-Christmas dinner. A sergeant sang Have A Jolly Christmas while dancing around the room.

-I want it that way

-the Spongebob theme song

Anyways but Barbie Girl is the most popular one

[dragonindigo245]

Holy fuck this is too good

[beepbeepvroomhonk]

no matter where we go, no matter what we do, even if you’re not there I’ll still have my eyes on you 

[beepbeepvroomhonk]

“he put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger, and finally drank away her memory. life is short but this time it was bigger than the strength he had to get up off his knees. we found him with his face down in the pillow, with a note that said ‘I’ll love her till I die.’”

– Brad Paisley (Whiskey Lullaby)

[litttleprincess-deactivated2017]

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

[32-kgs]

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.

[imboredsoimadethisuniverse-blog]

#yourenotalone 

[beepbeepvroomhonk]

“look what God gave her, how perfect he made her. she walks in the room it’s like He answered my prayers. the way that she moves, how could anybody blame her? I know she’s got haters, but it ain’t her fault, nah, look what God gave her.”

– Thomas Rhett (Look What God Gave Her)

[beepbeepvroomhonk]

“sometimes I forget these ten digits aren’t my life line anymore.”

– Cole Swindell (Dad’s Old Number)

[beepbeepvroomhonk]

“then I knock-knock-knocked on your door, every mask I ever wore shattered like glass on the floor, and it was like Halloween ended to all the people I pretended to be.”

– Walker Hayes ft. Nicolle Galyon (Halloween)

[beepbeepvroomhonk]

“you always saw the blue skies past the rain clouds in my eyes, there’s music in your laughter from the floor up to the rafters.”

– Florida Georgia Line (Blessings)

[beepbeepvroomhonk]

“stupid dreams. even the good ones are bad, because they remind you how poorly reality measured up.”

– Neal Shusterman (Unwind)

[beepbeepvroomhonk]

:’)

[beepbeepvroomhonk]

“remind me what I felt, before I went away. tonight I need your help remembering myself.”

– Stephen (Remebering Myself)

[beepbeepvroomhonk]

no one even checks in on me anymore. no one asks, “hey, are you ok?” or “what’s wrong?” when something is clearly off. I’m always checking in on people, but I guess that’s how it is:)

[floralseokkie]

everyone who reblogs this before March 1st will get either

a moodboard based on their blog theme

a moodboard based on their username

a moodboard based on pictures on their blog