Shitty Possum Sadposting

My therapist agreed that this was a valid coping mechanism. Currently *NOT* taking requests for a while (really really busy IRL! But if you sent one earlier I'll try to get to it in time :>).  @sadopossumposts on Instagram and @OpossumAn on Twitter!

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Hope this is good enough for u !! ❤️❤️

(Quiet as a Rat by Amigo the Devil)

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dumb! possum, never post again!

Is this the name of a Panic! At The Disco spinoff group? If so, do you need to be a human to join? Asking for a friend.

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your blog is a gift god bless ily

Thank you for the blessings, but the *real* gift is that opossums are out there, doing their thing, every day!

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YES yES YES. I am SO happy this blog exists. Holy shit.

Some things in the universe must come to balance. For every mean thing people say about opossums, a meme must be made to rebalance the force with Good.

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My friend sent me your account and i love it so much!!! I saw the post if you feeding the baby possums 🥺🥺 they are so cute wtf!! Might become a vet so i can work with possums 👀 but im not very good at science or looking after myself lol, but i could paint them for a living 👀👀 Sorry for the ramble, i just wanted to say how much i love you and your blog!

I believe in you, anon! Keep in mind that even if you can't become a vet, there are still many wildlife rescues in need of volunteers, so there are other ways to work with them!

(By the way, it wasn't me in the photo with those baby opossums, though I wish it was- that was a submission from someone else!)

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take the "shitty" out of your url these are wonderful!! also here have some grapes for all your hard work 🍇

I do love a good grape. Thank you!! Maybe I *will* change the URL at some point, but I'm kinda attached to it for now. Sometime shitty things aren't actually... *bad* shitty, ya know?

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You’re North America’s best (and only) native marsupial. These posts are so awful and I love them so darn much.

[Tommy Wiseau voice but if he were an opossum] That's the idea! Ahahahah.

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hi! my boyfriend loves possums (one of his names is possum, actually, it's the most perfect thing in the world) so i sent him some posts from your account and he's really happy abt it! thank u <3

I love it when people share the love, thank YOU

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I have no requests, I simply want to bless you with this precious Boi drinking out of my friends’ birdbath❤️

THIS LAD MUST BE SHARED!

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How has your day been? If it has been good that's great if not I hope you a better day tomorrow.

:)

I got a couple of these messages in my inbox, I don't know if they're from the same person but I assure you that your messages have improved my not-great day manifold! Thank you for your kindness!

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this is a Very Good Blog 10000/10 please keep it up

I'll do my best!

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Sorry for spamming you with likes, I just really like the possums!!!

Never apologize for liking things! Especially if those things are possums!

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omg could you do the lyric “choke me like you hate me but you love me” ddfdgfdff

That seems a little spicy for this kind of blog, I'm afraid.

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I’ve been following you for months only to realize now that I never turned notifs on

I don't think you missed much of me, I've been in a creative slump for a while- probably mostly from screen fatigue, the last thing I feel like doing is spending more time online right now. Y'know what I'm saying?