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[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: Aren’t you bi?

Tony: I like how you imply that I have done something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.

[softbrooklyn-deactivated2019052]

“Ant-Man and the Wasp will return?”

[wnq-writers]

“There was a time not too long ago when I spent my evenings chasing stars with unanswered wishes.”

— side-of-sensuality  | Submit your writing(s)  @wnq-writers​

[sbmln]

Me after staying up til 5AM to watch Shirbert edits, read Shirbert fanfic, rewatch Shirbert scenes and reblog Shirbert posts:

[janeswheeler]

please kiss me (it’s for science)

Anne Shirley does not want to kiss Gilbert Blythe. She really, really doesn’t. But how else is she supposed to write about a kiss for her romantical short story if she’s never had one before? And Avonlea is just filled with so little options… (ao3 link)

It’s not that Anne wanted to kiss Gilbert Blythe. Really. She could think of a million different things she wanted to do before ever doing that: getting stung by a killer bee, becoming stranded on a deserted island after a shipwreck, finding the sole of her shoe stuck to the tracks of an incoming train. 

But she had to kiss him. For science. For her art.

Keep reading

[crypticavengers]

did chris evans rip a log in half??

[beequeen16]

oh yeah he did boy

[avengrsoneshots]

The avengers as vines refrences (pt. 1 prolly)

Nobody asked for this, but you’re getting it :)

Tony: *Talking to Peter* Would you like the spider in your hand?

Peter: yes

Tony: say please

Peter: pleasee

Tony: *puts spider in Peter’s hand*

Peter: *screams*

~~

Steve: PETER! Is that a weed?!

Peter: *sighs* no this is a crayo-

Steve: I’m calling the police!

Steve: *types 911 into the microwave*

Microwave: 911 what’s your emergency?

~~

Peter: dad look it’s the good kush *holds up doggie dental sticks*

Tony: this is the dollar store how good could it be?

~~

Steve: There’s only one thing worse than a rapist… boom.

Bucky: a child.

Steve: no-

~~

Natasha: hey how much did you pay for that taco?

Clint: aye you know this boy got his free tac- *trips on skateboard and drops taco*

~~

Random girl: *blows vape at a party*

Peter: W o W

~~

Peter: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme

Peter: *does a flip. Breaks a sign*

~~

Bucky: *talking to Sam* let’s tell each other secrets, I’ll go first

Bucky: I hate you

~~

Pre-serum Steve: You’re disrespecting- You’re disrespecting a future U.S. army soldier.

~~

Peter: People say I can’t do what I love without going to college

Peter: I don’t need no degree to be a clothing hanger

~~

Strange: *strums guitar* I love you bitch

Tony: *hand over arc reactor* oh my god

Strange: *strums guitar again* I ain’t never gonna stop loving you… bitch.

~~

Peter: May said if I don’t get my grades up she won’t let me get my tetnis shot next year.

Shuri: that’s weird… what’re you gonna do?

Peter: fucking study I guess.

~~

Ned: hurry up we’re gonna be late for school!

Peter: bruh chill idk why you in such a big time rush *big time rush theme song starts playing in the background*

~~

Peter: Sleep? I don’t know about sleep, It’s summer time!

May: You better get in that bed!

Peter: oh she caught me.

~~

Natasha: Hey how much money do you have

Clint: about 69 cents

Natasha: oh you know what that means

Clint: *emotional* I don’t have enough for chicken nuggets

~~

Steve: you know what. You’re grounded.

Peter: Obama wouldn’t treat me like this.

Steve: wh-what?

Peter: mom. Obama care.

Steve: Bitch. Wha-No that’s-

~~

Tony: I am disgusted. I am revolted.

Tony: *starts putting self in washing machine*

Tony: I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior Jesus Christ and this is the thanks I get?

~~

Natasha: Oh my god, Justin Bieber’s dead

Clint: *shocked* I bought that poster for nothing?

~~

Tony: You know what. That’s it. You’re grounded. Get in top of the fridge.

Peter: *climbing onto the fridge* this house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE.

~~

Steve: I want a church girl that go to church

Steve: AnD ReAD yoU’Re BibLE

~~

Bucky: I want a Jewish girl that goes to… temple.

Bucky: AnD ReAD yoU’Re TorAH

~~

Peter: *talking to camera* I put a banana peel on the ground and I’m gonna see if it slippery like it is in the cartoons

Peter: *wipes the H E C K out*

~~

Robber: *breaks into house* GET ON THE GROUND

All avengers expect Clint: Oh my god! *gets on ground*

Robber: *signs in ASL to clint* GET ON THE GROUND

Clint: *in ASL* OMG OK

~~

Steve: what would you do if we were the last people on earth?

Bucky: I’d break up with you.

Steve: wha-wh-

Bucky: I’m not trying to impress anyone anymore.

~~

I made too many… enjoy!

[beequeen16]

This is gold, I just-

[beequeen16]

I don’t understand how Muggles didn’t realize there’s a magical world, I mean wizards don’t hide it at all

“oh let’s put on the muggles news there’s a prisioner that escaped BUT NOT TELL THEM WHAT HE DID LIKE DUH THEY ARE STUPID”

or

“LETS PUT FUCKING DEMENTORS FLYING ON LONDON CAUSE, HARRY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MUGGLES KNOWING OUR EXISTANCE”

[beequeen16]

I still don’t get why deatheaters don’t have a patronus

Like maybe their happiest memory is killing or torturing someone and *it’s still a happy memory*

[beequeen16]

Hinny headcannon

Ginny and Harry are walking on hogwarts’ hall and a older girl passes by and like sees Harry and giggles. Ginny is just like: oh bitch u didn’t. Next moment Ginny got detention for what she describes as “protecting my man”.

[beequeen16]

Me while reading a “”wolfstar”” scene on the order of the Phoenix

[fanonical]

tom riddle: hey sir can you tell me about horcruxes, one of the darkest most evil kinds of magic there is?

slughorn: sure! wait, you're not mega evil, right?

tom riddle: pfft no

slughorn: of course not, dear boy! now let me explain in excruciating detail what a horcrux is and how to make one, purely for your information

[fanonical]

ginny, holding tom riddle's diary: this bitch empty

ginny: YEET

[fanonical]

so like why didn’t harry try and obliviate all of his teachers into forgetting that he gave them homework

[draco--malfoy]

Having crushes.

Slytherin : *enters the great hall dramatically with their robe giving that bad ass Darth Vader effect*

Slytherin: *points at Hufflepuff* with the exception of you I dislike everyone in this room.

Hufflepuff: and I like you too.

[its-hp-bitch]

Ron: Hey Harry, can you give me some dating advice?

Harry: Just because I'm with Ginny doesn't mean I know how I did it.

[liloloveyou024]

Me: Ah yes!! I love the Marauders. James, Sirius and Remus. All Three of them!!!!!

Someone: You forg-

Me: YES I LOVE ALL THREE MARAUDERS HAHAHAHHA