slytherin&hufflepuff

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[slytherinandhufflepuff]

Hufflepuff: *making the house cat dance* she pisses when she fart, sometime she sharts, booty rocking cowgirl comin' to my barn

[slytherinandhufflepuff]

*in a group chat*

slytherin: i like holding hufflepuff's hands, they are very small

hufflepuff is typing:...

slytherin: oh no! they're gonna call me out for my sweaty hands

hufflepuff: man, you didn't have to expose me for my tiny hands :(

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Hufflepuff: ROT IN HELL CRAPFACE!

slytherin: *gasp*

Hufflepuff: also I love you and treasure you

hufflepuff: and ya borin' me

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slytherin: you have 24 hours beef baby

hufflepuff: my name is hufflepuff

slytherin: *leans in closer*

slytherin: beef baby

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hufflepuff: well i'm excited to join-- i'm sorry what is this called?

slytherin: isis

hufflepuff: *shocked and appalled*

hufflepuff: *supportive but also appalled* i'm excited to join isis

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you're just a squirrel trying to get a nut in this world

slytherin to hufflepuff

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hufflepuff: i need the dic-dictionary

slytherin: dick????

hufflepuff: dictionary!

[gryffindorandravenclaw]

Ravenclaw: deaf is the thing I crave

Slytherin: deaf?

Ravenclaw: yeah deaf

Slytherin: you mean death?

Ravenclaw: that’s what I said

Slytherin: no you said deaf as in not being able to hear

Ravenclaw: well fuck

[helpimsotired]

I respect ONE man

[spookyscarystrawberries]

why is jk rowling such as bitch? 

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Hufflepuff: stop being so mean to him

slytherin: he doesn't understand me

slytherin: *turns to hufflepuff's house cat who is sitting on the floor*

slytherin: you don't speak english, dumbass

[a-manic-pixie-dream-journal-dea]

Hufflepuff aesthetic moodboard

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Really pissed Hufflepuff

Hufflepuff: I've had enough of your shit. I'm not going to swallow any more of your demands so fuck off.

Slytherin: *INHALES*

Slytherin: Please marry me.

[eroselless]

HUFFLEPUFF👏🏻IS👏🏻JUST👏🏻AS👏🏻IMPORTANT👏🏻AND👏🏻WONDERFUL👏🏻AS👏🏻THE👏🏻OTHER👏🏻HOUSES👏🏻

Thanks for listening to my TED talk

Also there wasn’t any yellow soo

[sarahthehappygiraffe]

Hogwarts houses as vines:

Gryffindor: I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!

Ravenclaw: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes a really good book!

Slytherin: Try me bitch.

Hufflepuff: I love you bitch… I will never stop loving you …… bitch.

[sarahthehappygiraffe]

Headcanon that Hufflepuff have a cat who’s like everyone’s, who just hang around in the Hufflepuff common room. No one knows where it is from, but now it’s here and it’s a quite nice cat. It sleeps on different students every night, makes them play with it when they have studied for to long and lies in their laps and purrs when they need support and warmth from a kind animal who’ll never judge you.

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Slytherin: I will hit you over the head with a guitar.

Hufflepuff: Is that a FRET =D

*crash*

[palindromic-geek]

I’m quiet because...

Hufflepuff: strength doesn’t require being loud

Gryffindor: my actions speak 

Slytherin: I don’t owe you a response

Ravenclaw: I think too much to tell you everything