Peter Parker and Gen Z Humor
Ned: do you put the milk first or the cereal first?
Peter: I put bleach first
Tony: Kid, do we need to talk?
Tony: I wanted to be a millionaire when I grew up
Ned: I wanted to be able to afford a house
Peter: I hope I die before I graduate high school
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Peter: @ ned, mine would just be 10 slides saying how I haven’t killed myself yet lmao <3
Tony: *commenting on Peter’s comment* hey kid, come down stairs, we need to chat
Peter: *to Tony* I don’t the the relationship between gen z and millennials is comparable to the relationship between baby boomers and millennials
Peter: you’re older sibling telling you you’re an idiot for eating laundry detergent just isn’t the same as your parents betraying you for not having a job in a shirt economy
Steve: things should stay just as they were
Tony: nah, it kinda sucked. We should make a change
Peter: safety is an illusion, freedom is a mirage. Control over your own destiny? That’s something your parents teach you to make you feel better about your future.
Tony: lol I wish I was dead
Peter: you think shocked jokes are your ally? You merely adopted the dark sense of humor. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn’t see happiness until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me.
Tony: kid you’ve gotta stop
Some random ass Gen X: depression isn’t really sweetly :) just go on a diet and grow up.
Tony: I mean mental health is very important and we should all be educate-
Peter: *rolling in on a skateboard* what’s up fuckers? I’m here and queer and ready to Fucking die lmao
Tony: Peter is this a cry for help?
Peter: hi do you take walk ins?
Killer on the phone with Peter: I’m in ur house and I will kill you
Peter: alright hurry up then
Peter: can’t wait to put my fork in these <333
Peter: *points to pancakes*
Peter: *points to electrical outlet*
Peter: *points to spaghetti*
Bucky: millennials are what’s ruining America
Tony: that’s where you’re wrong, it’s the Gen Z kids.
Peter: oof shots fired, that’s some hot tea *yeets away*
Tony: Pete, making jokes about suicide won’t cure your depression. I can help you, pay for counselin-
Peter: MAkiNg jOkEs aBOuT sUiciDE WoN’T cUrE yOuR dEPreSsiOn
Peter: In case you wanted to know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on everyone and t-posed around this one kid while he fortnite danced like his life depended on it.
