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emmaharwoods

photos by the artemis ii crew

datadegroove-deactivated2026042

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

pseudophan

so it turns out phan is real

#16 YEARS #MY FIRST BOYFRIEND???!!#its just so sick and disgusting who does that #dan and phil

gerardwaysbob

first boyfriend

#had to DUST OFF my tumblr login for this one #this is actually fucking nuts man what a life #really glad i didnt kill myself #dan and phil

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#i am on the deepest stage of unemployment this is the best thing i've done with my time #swan queen #faberry #xena and gabrielle #rizzoli and isles #jackieshauna #supercorp

lesbianboyfriend

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

theancientmar1ner

no one has ever described girlhood like elena ferrante. the expectations. the inherent dissatisfaction, with your body, with who you are, or rather who you’re becoming. the competition. being the centre of your universe, viewing everyone pretty much exclusively in relation to yourself. learning not to. beautiful and in sparkling prose and not overly romanticised. i am so emo abt my brilliant friend rn. Elena Ferrante the woman you are.

#my brilliant friend

catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241

WOMAN TWEETING: girls go to college to get more knowledge 😁 boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider 😝

MAN RETWEETING: And women wonder why men abuse and kill women. Pretty telling, isn’t it?

ELON MUSK, REPLYING: Fascinating

vamptits

they want you to make fried rice

memser

who is "they"

vamptits

the wok left

solongandthanksforallthefish42

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

6qubed

skillet issue

pjharvey

why r some american tumblr users like the us education system didnt teach me that i have five toes on each foot so i didn’t learn it until my twenties 😞