[zhirley]

#your make-up is showing up what you feel

[evenskindness]

“Studies show that making out with your significant other before class helps you focus” – a lie told by Isak Valtersen

[itsthatunique]

“I met Sana. I think she hates me. I don’t want her to hate me. I swear that we’re soulmates.”

[lanamaru]

my soul is always with you

[ohlode]

[mellowsummer]

i WANT to give A GIRL my COAT while we out because she says SHES COLD and while giving it ill say "haha no probs :)" and then SHE WILL PUT IT ON!!!!!! i want to feel homoromantism this fall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blacktwitterfunny]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[valtsv]

genuinely can’t understand how it was considered a “punishment” when the gods turned people into trees or gave them horns or snakes for hair or whatever when they pissed them off like if i’m being honest that sounds ideal

[valtsv]

any easily offended gods want to give me a pair of antlers or turn me into a fruit tree? i am very stupid and full of so much hubris if that helps

[happifying-things]

[gauntletspirit]

I love how every human there just gently ensures the doggo can keep playing. <3

[gharibajameel]

horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses

this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.

and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake

what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous

[hapalopus]

fun fact, while most mini horses and ponies look fat, like the shetland above, some are genuinely just scaled down versions of regular horses

you look at this and think “wow that’s a horse i bet I could ride that” but you’d be wrong because this is an american shetty and it’s the size of a large dog

also fun fact, this is the world’s smallest horse, thumbelina

and this is the largest horse ever, brooklyn supreme

[catgirl-kaiju]

B R O O K L Y N S U P R E M E

[teenscoolest]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[adayinthelesbianlife-deactivate]

[sithispunk]

I’m like crying oh my God I love all of this

[llleighsmith]

turns out you don’t have to be beautiful at all, you can just be

[naturaekos]

[himsbian]

my tru aesthetic is “wears mostly black and imagines they’re hard and tough but stutters when socializing and is seconds away from crying at any given moment”