hello!!

hi i'm sasha and i'd fight artemis fowl

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of all the crimes committed by the artemis fowl movie, by far the most unforgivable is making me look at fowl sr 

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thought about af and decided to look at all my old posts and it’s so strange to revisit this blog because i made this when i was a freshman in high school and Going Through It.... high school!!! i was a baby then!! and now i’m in grad school!! absolutely nuts!

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holly: artemis is just the Worst he's such a pain in the ass some rando fairy: haha yeah i hate that kid holly: how dare u. how fucking Dare u. who the hell do u think u are u piece of-

[mentosmorii]

Artemis, age 12, talking to his 15 year old counterpart: has the world ended?

Artemis, age 15, disheveled + draping himself dramatically over a bean bag and eating goldfish out of a silver chalice: no we just live like this now

[birdfairy]

butdad and son scribbles 💘

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everytime someone reblogs that "art/emis fo/wl did nothing wrong" post with a whole explanation abt how I'm wrong, I lose 10 years off my life

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someone: this af post is so inaccurate did u even read the books?? me, the fool with a blog dedicated entirely to the artemis fowl series: who the fuck is artemis fowl and what the fuxk is a book

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More like Artemis tries to drag holly and accidentally says something that's a little mean and he regrets all his social interactions forever

artemis is always kinda mean when he's just trying to have some fun :(

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thought u said "holly does butler a solid & drags artemis" like..... same tbh he kinda needs to be dragged

more like holly does Everyone a solid & drags artemis

[beesigh]

artemis fowl au where the people are aliens

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holly: stop doing bad things u little shit

artemis: >:3c

holly: what the fuc-

[beesigh]

*foaly voice* git gud

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holly does butler a solid n drags artemis to the gym to help him get Buff but it just ends w her bench pressing artemis. butler is disappointed but not surprised

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i want a legit af high fantasy au where the people live above ground w the humans & artemis is a cold and haughty prince seeking to restore his family name through less than savory means w the people

[birdfairy]

pretty boy

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holly doesn't own any shirts w sleeves on them bc sleeves can't contain her Raw Power. she also just wants ppl to admire her arm muscles bc she put a lot of work into them & they look Bomb

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mulch: *pulls back the shower curtain while artemis is in the shower*

mulch: are u - stop screaming it’s just me - are u guys out of cheetos