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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to fuck that middle aged woman
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a little mystery to figure out - Succession; Tom/Greg + Roman/Gerri; 3,200 words. Roman is visiting Gerri at the office, and Tom wants to know why. As usual, he makes it Greg’s problem. (Set post-series.)
“What the fuck was that?” Tom snarls.
Greg blinks, flummoxed. “What was–”
Tom gestures wildly in the direction of Gerri’s office, then pulls Greg down onto the floor.
“You mean Roman visiting Gerri?” Greg asks, following Tom’s lead and crawling awkwardly underneath the desk.
“Yes, Roman visiting Gerri.” Tom bumps his head on the desk and swears. “What’s he doing here? He doesn’t work here.”
“Shiv doesn’t either, and she’s here all the time.”
“Shiv is my wife and the mother of my impending child. What’s his excuse?”
Greg peers up over the edge of the desk like some kind of Godzilla meerkat. “It looks like he brought her coffee.”
Tom pulls him back down furiously. “Don’t look at them, moron. They’ll think you’re spying.”
“I was just gathering more information–”
“Well, don’t, you fuckin’ spy. They’ll get suspicious. Did you see the thing? The thing he did?”
“I believe he, uh, tugged on her blazer. Like so.”
Greg tugs on the bottom of Tom’s jacket to illustrate.
“Yes, Greg,” Tom says wrathfully. “He fucking did. Who the fuck. Touches Gerri Kellman. Voluntarily? Let alone cavalierly? Dare I say whimsically?”
top 5 romangerri moments 🫶
i am finally answering this almost one month late!!!! this is the kind of question that requires a lot of ruminating, okay. and oh, i have been ruminating!
this is more a scene than a moment, but! their whole slime puppy phone call scene. i think it's just magic. they're both chilling and having fun snarking at each other! the situation escalates in a way that clearly baffles and delights them both! and i find it really moving for roman how easy it is for him to interact with gerri and have an effortlessly sexy rapport with her, right in the wake of his failed call with tabitha that ended so miserably. not to mention that it's, to me, one of the only times we see gerri choose to do something on impulse for fun. (that's how i read her reaction, anyway, rather than something tactical. i honestly think she just had a shitty day at work and she and roman have been secretly vibing for awhile and that's hot and entertaining to her so she just leans in in the moment.) it's just so interesting to me that she makes that choice, especially knowing that this situation is going to become SO repressed and she's going to take a stance of such denial that it ever happened. they're both just really loose and free and fun with each other in this scene and i think it's a glimpse at what they would be like as a couple if they could ever actually just exist without everything keeping them apart.
gerri doing up roman's buttons in 2.03 -- specifically, if we want to pick a precise moment, when she looks up at him. it's the one moment of physical touch + realization of attraction that they ever get to share, and i think it believably lights the match for the fire that never goes out.
gerri watching roman at the funeral. just, like, getting to see her pain for him all over her face, and in maybe the most public setting we have ever seen them in. especially in the wake of everything that happened in the episodes before and how over their relationship felt. to get that proof of how deeply she still feels for him -- beautiful agony!!!
the moment where roman realizes that gerri isn't actually berating him but is engaging with him sexually in the "tern haven" scene. just, like, the face journey he goes on in that moment. jesus!!! again, i find it really poignant that in the wake of a failed sexual encounter with tabitha, gerri is just like right there totally understanding how to connect with him. they're in a dance now.
it's SO hard to definitively choose one last one when there's such a festival of riches, but i shall go with the "stone-cold killer bitch" / "who says you don't know how to flirt?" exchange, because it immediately set the tone of their dynamic. there's a little fun, a little dryly flirty energy going on there, and the visual of roman flopping awkwardly down on the couch next to her and then sitting lower than her -- it's all just so their vibe, baby. it really impresses me that that first interaction holds so much of what's to come re: their dynamic even though what's to come wasn't, at that point, planned at all. (presumably because j and kieran's chemistry and dynamic was already long-established due to their friendship and that informed the relationship a lot!) basically: meant 2 be!!!!
Fave romangerri fandom interpretations? Mine is that they’re queer as fuck but that’s basically canon (Gerri historically fucked toms mum)
i have many thoughts on romangerri being kind of queer yes tomgreg is a gay ship for straight people and romangerri is a straight ship for gay people. roman is a bi disaster and gerri’s got secrets and a whole huge past we aren’t privy to so yeah yeah i accept this as bi4bi but it doesn’t really matter because it’s also capitalist4capitalist and their combined crimes and personal flaws cancel out the queer rep. love their non-normative filth. love it.
gerri and tom’s mom are both lawyers. you can’t prove they didn’t fuck.
in terms of other stuff, my fave interpretations are:
- it’s a bit oedipal but also roman has always just thought she’s hot. he’s had a crush on her since he was a child
- gerri fucked logan at some point
- it’s fin-dom as well as fem-dom lol
- roman can actually fuck her eventually
- shiv and the old guard suss it out early on. kendal and logan do not.
- gerri never hits him no matter how much he begs
- she started the whole thing because she is terminally curious and a closet freak but she humoured him as a way of securing a roy to use in her professional power struggle. roman fell hard and fast. post-canon i think she admits she’s got a soft spot, but it takes ages for it to be actually fully reciprocal.
- i think they have a future together like i honestly do. they’re like tom and shiv; breaking up then clawing their way back together
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ABBOTT ELEMENTARY CHARACTER TROPES - Melissa Schemmenti
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I would like to see the neurodivergent Abbott character notes? 👀
hello anon! for those who don’t know, this ask is in response to this post of mine. and i am here to provide you my notes. they’re long but here’s all my musings about each of the characters and my headcanons for them in terms of neurodivergency.
please note that I am in no way qualified to be making any of these headcanons. i’m not a medical professional i’m a teenager with autism & adhd just out here calling it like I see it.
A fun little Lisa interview from back in the day. I like when she chats with other comedians because she seems more relaxed. Love her hair in this era as well.